the jew flu

a mutation of the corona virus that's sweeping across israel

hey murray i had a plane ticket to tel aviv next week but they cancelled my trip. the jew flu is out of control. oy vey!!

by burbman1969 November 18, 2020

jewcey fruits

a couple of gay jewish men

oh look, there's some jewcey fruits. they're so sweet

by burbman1969 January 28, 2021

holding holes

like holding hands except each of you sticks a finger up each others asshole while walking down the street

aw look, they're holding holes. how cute, lets try it baby

by burbman1969 January 28, 2021

prick trick

you can tie your 9 inch cock in a knot when it's flaccid

hey that's an amusing prick trick tying your dick in a knot. but what happens when you pop a rod and blow a load? ouch!!

by burbman1969 November 03, 2020

hey jew

a massive hit by paul mccartstein and the bagels in the 60s

hey murray , you hear that new song by the bagles hey jew? oy vey what a hook. i cant get it out of my head

by burbman1969 August 29, 2022

clit clock

the internal alarm all women have that tells them that all the licking and rubbing in the world aint doin shit

i was with bob last night. my clit clock went off after five minutes! what's wrong with these losers? next

by burbman1969 November 02, 2020

clambake

a group of women stay in the sauna far too long and basically cook their vaginas

bill , lets go to the clambake. ill grab the beer, yummy!!

by burbman1969 February 12, 2021