prick trick

you can tie your 9 inch cock in a knot when it's flaccid

hey that's an amusing prick trick tying your dick in a knot. but what happens when you pop a rod and blow a load? ouch!!

by burbman1969 November 03, 2020

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hey jew

a massive hit by paul mccartstein and the bagels in the 60s

hey murray , you hear that new song by the bagles hey jew? oy vey what a hook. i cant get it out of my head

by burbman1969 August 29, 2022

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you can smell and see betty a mile away. she's got some fish and tits

by burbman1969 September 25, 2020

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pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex

aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour

by burbman1969 April 13, 2021

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as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.

by burbman1969 November 21, 2020

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your girlfriend likes to go a round with your nuts before getting down to the fucking

come on honey. take of your underwear. im down for some sack boxing. im gonna clobber those balls of yours.then we fuck

by burbman1969 December 04, 2020

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im good friends with alex. i wonder if he would mind if i borrowed jen for a j-lo blo-jo.im gonna ask him. if i come running out, start the car!

by burbman1969 April 15, 2021

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