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stay hard retard

the little confidence booster your girlfriend says to you before she goes into the bathroom to take a huge dump right before sex.
honey i'll finish your blowjob in a minute. i have to take a shit.stay hard retard. i'll be right back
by burbman1969 November 17, 2020
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the jew flu

a mutation of the corona virus that's sweeping across israel
hey murray i had a plane ticket to tel aviv next week but they cancelled my trip. the jew flu is out of control. oy vey!!
by burbman1969 November 17, 2020
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limp blimp

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.
by burbman1969 November 21, 2020
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fish and tits

you can smell and see betty a mile away. she's got some fish and tits
by burbman1969 September 25, 2020
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cunt court

hey, let's watch cunt court. i love that fucking bitch!
by burbman1969 October 23, 2020
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prick jagger

the lead singer in a punk rolling stones cover band kills the drummer after the 1st encore
hey look, prick jagger killed charlie. they're gonna need a new drummer for tomorrow night. that singer is such a prick
by burbman1969 October 24, 2020
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stiff pricks and beer

the state of affairs at a 20 something singles bar at 300 am
come on guys, let's go. no babes in here, just stiff pricks and beer. i'm going home to jerk off again!
by burbman1969 November 1, 2020
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