cunt court

the judge judy show

hey, let's watch cunt court. i love that fucking bitch!

by burbman1969 October 23, 2020

clit clock

the internal alarm all women have that tells them that all the licking and rubbing in the world aint doin shit

i was with bob last night. my clit clock went off after five minutes! what's wrong with these losers? next

by burbman1969 November 01, 2020

prick trick

you can tie your 9 inch cock in a knot when it's flaccid

hey that's an amusing prick trick tying your dick in a knot. but what happens when you pop a rod and blow a load? ouch!!

by burbman1969 November 03, 2020

stay hard retard

the little confidence booster your girlfriend says to you before she goes into the bathroom to take a huge dump right before sex.

honey i'll finish your blowjob in a minute. i have to take a shit.stay hard retard. i'll be right back

by burbman1969 November 17, 2020

sack boxing

your girlfriend likes to go a round with your nuts before getting down to the fucking

come on honey. take of your underwear. im down for some sack boxing. im gonna clobber those balls of yours.then we fuck

by burbman1969 December 04, 2020

j-lo blo-jo

what that lucky bastard a-rod gets every night

im good friends with alex. i wonder if he would mind if i borrowed jen for a j-lo blo-jo.im gonna ask him. if i come running out, start the car!

by burbman1969 April 15, 2021

jello dick

pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex

aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour

by burbman1969 April 13, 2021