burbman1969's definitions

stay hard retard

the little confidence booster your girlfriend says to you before she goes into the bathroom to take a huge dump right before sex.

honey i'll finish your blowjob in a minute. i have to take a shit.stay hard retard. i'll be right back

by burbman1969 November 17, 2020

the jew flu

a mutation of the corona virus that's sweeping across israel

hey murray i had a plane ticket to tel aviv next week but they cancelled my trip. the jew flu is out of control. oy vey!!

by burbman1969 November 17, 2020

limp blimp

donald trump in bed

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.

by burbman1969 November 21, 2020

fish and tits

a british girl with a stinky pussy and big boobs

you can smell and see betty a mile away. she's got some fish and tits

by burbman1969 September 25, 2020

cunt court

the judge judy show

hey, let's watch cunt court. i love that fucking bitch!

by burbman1969 October 23, 2020

prick jagger

the lead singer in a punk rolling stones cover band kills the drummer after the 1st encore

hey look, prick jagger killed charlie. they're gonna need a new drummer for tomorrow night. that singer is such a prick

by burbman1969 October 24, 2020

stiff pricks and beer

the state of affairs at a 20 something singles bar at 300 am

come on guys, let's go. no babes in here, just stiff pricks and beer. i'm going home to jerk off again!

by burbman1969 November 1, 2020