Definitions by burbman1969

hey jew

a massive hit by paul mccartstein and the bagels in the 60s

hey murray , you hear that new song by the bagles hey jew? oy vey what a hook. i cant get it out of my head

hey jew by burbman1969 August 29, 2022

Nut Nanny 

your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .

god my balls stink today. they could use a waxing too. i cant wait for my Nut Nanny to get here.

Nut Nanny by burbman1969 January 13, 2022

j-lo blo-jo

what that lucky bastard a-rod gets every night

im good friends with alex. i wonder if he would mind if i borrowed jen for a j-lo blo-jo.im gonna ask him. if i come running out, start the car!

j-lo blo-jo by burbman1969 April 15, 2021

jello dick 

pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex

aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour

jello dick by burbman1969 April 13, 2021

clambake 

a group of women stay in the sauna far too long and basically cook their vaginas

bill , lets go to the clambake. ill grab the beer, yummy!!

clambake by burbman1969 February 12, 2021

jewcey fruits

a couple of gay jewish men

oh look, there's some jewcey fruits. they're so sweet

jewcey fruits by burbman1969 January 27, 2021

holding holes 

like holding hands except each of you sticks a finger up each others asshole while walking down the street

aw look, they're holding holes. how cute, lets try it baby

holding holes by burbman1969 January 27, 2021