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Used in reference trying to jam a small object in a large whole forcefully and failing. For example, hitting a pool ball hard into a pocket and it rebounds out.
You really jelly’d that in there.
Jelly’d by Bruce Wayyyne December 4, 2018
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Napalm Jelly-Dick 

When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.
Next time I see my ex I swear to God I'll get the boys and we'll napalm jelly-dick that bitch!
Napalm Jelly-Dick by P2CO22 December 8, 2019

Jelly Dick 

A dick that remains flaccid.

Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick
A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.

Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.
Jelly Dick by Devin B. Kent May 23, 2011

Jelly Donut 

The jelly donut sees the amazing guy with a epic house and lavish life style and begins to rage and accuses him of wasting his money (Like that makes sense)

the jelly donut 

busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood
I gave that bitch the jelly donut.
the jelly donut by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

Pittsburgh Jelly Donut 

The art of one cumming in a woman's period blood filled vaginal hole. The woman then queefs the cum & blood onto a freshly glazed donut. The couple then proceeds to eat the donut after. This was first performed in the city of Pittsburgh in 1933 & has been part of the city's tradition ever since.
"PJD time?"- Ron
"What's that?" - Jill
"PITTSBURGH JELLY DONUT TIME BABY!!!!"- Ron

Jelly Dog 

The sexual act of when your female partner is on her period so she uses her period blood as lube to then give you a handjob.
"So did you crush that chick last night?"

"Naw man, I couldn't she was on her period."

"Aww shit that sucks hahaha."

"Yeah but she still gave me a jelly dog."

"Aww come one man thats gross hahaha."
Jelly Dog by 24arod24 September 25, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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