Jelly’d

Used in reference trying to jam a small object in a large whole forcefully and failing. For example, hitting a pool ball hard into a pocket and it rebounds out.

You really jelly’d that in there.

by Bruce Wayyyne December 4, 2018

Napalm Jelly-Dick

When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.

Next time I see my ex I swear to God I'll get the boys and we'll napalm jelly-dick that bitch!

by P2CO22 December 8, 2019

Jelly Dick

A dick that remains flaccid.

Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick

A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.

Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.

by Devin B. Kent May 23, 2011

Jelly Donut

A jealous fat person

The jelly donut sees the amazing guy with a epic house and lavish life style and begins to rage and accuses him of wasting his money (Like that makes sense)

by KingDavidTheGreatChosenOne May 3, 2015

the jelly donut

busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood

I gave that bitch the jelly donut.

by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

Pittsburgh Jelly Donut

The art of one cumming in a woman's period blood filled vaginal hole. The woman then queefs the cum & blood onto a freshly glazed donut. The couple then proceeds to eat the donut after. This was first performed in the city of Pittsburgh in 1933 & has been part of the city's tradition ever since.

"PJD time?"- Ron
"What's that?" - Jill
"PITTSBURGH JELLY DONUT TIME BABY!!!!"- Ron

by LarryGreen May 29, 2016

Jelly Dog

The sexual act of when your female partner is on her period so she uses her period blood as lube to then give you a handjob.

"So did you crush that chick last night?"

"Naw man, I couldn't she was on her period."

"Aww shit that sucks hahaha."

"Yeah but she still gave me a jelly dog."

"Aww come one man thats gross hahaha."

by 24arod24 September 25, 2011