Jelkers

Scantally clad women who pry the benefits of ginger beverages to the general public

Those "Jelkers" just harassed me until I bought a ginger beer

by JELK COMMUNITY December 4, 2012

Sperm jerkers

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.

"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.

by grimey929 June 28, 2012

Cock Jerkers

Noun, The hands of a gay man or a woman the gives many hand jobs.

Andrew said keep your cock jerkers away from me, you tramp!

by Walter Johnson February 21, 2008

jerkers remorse

The feeling of guilt one feels after a good ole jerkin session. Still not completey understood why many men expirience this issue.

After Clevon got done burping the worm after a long days work he climaxed and felt a great deal of jerkers remorse strike him but it only lasted a few seconds cause he started fappin like nothing happened.

by Rufus for President 2012 April 3, 2015

jerkers curve

If a male masturbates (jerks off) too often the penis will start to naturally curve in the direction of what hand you masturbate with the most.

I started to feel for Frankies penis but when i went straight down i discovered it was resting on his right leg.

by Liz May 13, 2005

Jeakers

When someone with shit fashion sense wears jeans with sneakers. Most commonly worn by old people.

Look at that old guy wearing Jeakers!!

by JT#13 December 2, 2009

jerkers greeting

When you are jerking off with someone and you touch tips mid jerk

I got a jerkers greeting from my dad. Help me mom.

by Baslix October 20, 2017