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Scantally clad women who pry the benefits of ginger beverages to the general public
Those "Jelkers" just harassed me until I bought a ginger beer
Jelkers by JELK COMMUNITY December 4, 2012
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Sperm jerkers 

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.
"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.
Sperm jerkers by grimey929 June 28, 2012

Cock Jerkers 

Noun, The hands of a gay man or a woman the gives many hand jobs.
Andrew said keep your cock jerkers away from me, you tramp!
Cock Jerkers by Walter Johnson February 21, 2008

jerkers remorse 

The feeling of guilt one feels after a good ole jerkin session. Still not completey understood why many men expirience this issue.
After Clevon got done burping the worm after a long days work he climaxed and felt a great deal of jerkers remorse strike him but it only lasted a few seconds cause he started fappin like nothing happened.

jerkers curve 

If a male masturbates (jerks off) too often the penis will start to naturally curve in the direction of what hand you masturbate with the most.
I started to feel for Frankies penis but when i went straight down i discovered it was resting on his right leg.
jerkers curve by Liz May 13, 2005
When someone with shit fashion sense wears jeans with sneakers. Most commonly worn by old people.
Look at that old guy wearing Jeakers!!
Jeakers by JT#13 December 2, 2009

jerkers greeting 

When you are jerking off with someone and you touch tips mid jerk
I got a jerkers greeting from my dad. Help me mom.
jerkers greeting by Baslix October 20, 2017
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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