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Sperm jerkers
Sperm jerkers by grimey929 June 28, 2012
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Jakers
Jakers is used in Ireland as a euphemism for Jesus, to avoid taking his name in vain. See also: Janey Mac and James's Street (both euphemisms for Jesus Christ).
Jakers, did she really!?
Jakers by Matt Madra April 26, 2008
Cock Jerkers
Cock Jerkers by Walter Johnson February 21, 2008
jerkers remorse
The feeling of guilt one feels after a good ole jerkin session. Still not completey understood why many men expirience this issue.
After Clevon got done burping the worm after a long days work he climaxed and felt a great deal of jerkers remorse strike him but it only lasted a few seconds cause he started fappin like nothing happened.
jerkers remorse by Rufus for President 2012 April 3, 2015
Blazin Jeaners
Blazin Jeaners is a perfectly normal, perfectly healthy means of self expression. It is also a trend that attracts females. Pay attention gentlemen:
Blazer+Jeans=Blazin Jeaners
Combos:
Blazer+Jeans+t-shirt=Blazin T-Jeaners
Blazer+Jeans+being Jewish=Blazin Jeanerstein
Blazer+Jeans+beard=Beardin Jeaners
This term was originated by the singer of Baltimore metal band Rest Among Ruins.
Blazer+Jeans=Blazin Jeaners
Combos:
Blazer+Jeans+t-shirt=Blazin T-Jeaners
Blazer+Jeans+being Jewish=Blazin Jeanerstein
Blazer+Jeans+beard=Beardin Jeaners
This term was originated by the singer of Baltimore metal band Rest Among Ruins.
Mike: "Dude, are you blazin jeaners later?"
Garrett: "Of course dude! How else would I blaze vajeeners!?"
or
Mike: "Dude, are you blazin jeaners later?"
Some Jabroni: "Nah man, I think I'm just sportin my Towson hoodie. Maybe some other time when I'm not a Jabroni."
Garrett: "Of course dude! How else would I blaze vajeeners!?"
or
Mike: "Dude, are you blazin jeaners later?"
Some Jabroni: "Nah man, I think I'm just sportin my Towson hoodie. Maybe some other time when I'm not a Jabroni."
Blazin Jeaners by Rusty Mongruins March 3, 2011
Jakerson
Stop that Jakerson
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Ratfucker
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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