Jeakers

When someone with shit fashion sense wears jeans with sneakers. Most commonly worn by old people.

Look at that old guy wearing Jeakers!!

Jeakers by JT#13 December 2, 2009

Sperm jerkers 

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.

"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.

Sperm jerkers by grimey929 June 28, 2012

Jakers 

Jakers is used in Ireland as a euphemism for Jesus, to avoid taking his name in vain. See also: Janey Mac and James's Street (both euphemisms for Jesus Christ).

Jakers, did she really!?

Jakers by Matt Madra April 26, 2008

Cock Jerkers 

Noun, The hands of a gay man or a woman the gives many hand jobs.

Andrew said keep your cock jerkers away from me, you tramp!

Cock Jerkers by Walter Johnson February 21, 2008

jerkers remorse 

The feeling of guilt one feels after a good ole jerkin session. Still not completey understood why many men expirience this issue.

After Clevon got done burping the worm after a long days work he climaxed and felt a great deal of jerkers remorse strike him but it only lasted a few seconds cause he started fappin like nothing happened.

jerkers remorse by Rufus for President 2012 April 3, 2015

Blazin Jeaners 

Blazin Jeaners is a perfectly normal, perfectly healthy means of self expression. It is also a trend that attracts females. Pay attention gentlemen:

Blazer+Jeans=Blazin Jeaners

Combos:
Blazer+Jeans+t-shirt=Blazin T-Jeaners
Blazer+Jeans+being Jewish=Blazin Jeanerstein
Blazer+Jeans+beard=Beardin Jeaners

This term was originated by the singer of Baltimore metal band Rest Among Ruins.

Mike: "Dude, are you blazin jeaners later?"
Garrett: "Of course dude! How else would I blaze vajeeners!?"

or

Mike: "Dude, are you blazin jeaners later?"
Some Jabroni: "Nah man, I think I'm just sportin my Towson hoodie. Maybe some other time when I'm not a Jabroni."

Blazin Jeaners by Rusty Mongruins March 3, 2011

Jakerson 

A nickname for your friend Jake that he despises, but lives with.

Stop that Jakerson

Jakerson by Gumchak July 13, 2018