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Jewnited States of America 

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them
The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.
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Jennitis 

A heart infection with side effects of deep love and emotions for a girl named Jenny.

Symptoms may include: catching yourself thinking about Jenny, butterflies, daydreaming about Jenny, Feeling a rush of happiness when Jenny is in your presence.
Dude 1: Look at that guy.. he's totally checking Jenny out.
Dude 2: Yeah.. i've heard he was diagnosed with a serious case of Jennitis. You cant blame him it's very contagious
Jennitis by <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 May 25, 2014
She is truly extraordinary and one of the prettiest girls you will ever meet.
She is really special since she’s different from other girls - she’s smart, funny, kind, beautiful and thoughtful.
She gets along with most people but is she gets into an argument with someone she will defend her position with passion and win the argument.
She ‘s shy and reserved but when you spend enough time with her she opens up to be a funny, loyal , generous, supportive and all round great friend!
She is a little cheeky- sexy and very sensual and will remain faithful to whoever she gives her heart.

She is a once in a lifetime find and when you do don’t ever let her go!! 💗
Jennita is a beautiful woman.
Jennita by Smexygirl101 January 11, 2022

jenitals 

one of many nick names for the one and only legend jenital spankovic one of a kind, one of sort
if you see a long long boy with black hair who looks spasticated say ‘omg it’s my jenitals!’
jenitals by looutofafishtank December 13, 2021
Jenith, a perfect girl. a girl so good looking,funny. the whole package someone whos attractive and keeps you happy through their sense of humor and fun loving personality

Consider yourself lucky if you find someone like this :)
Guy 1: Damn that girls a total jenith
Guy 2: She really is your right
Jenith by YaBoyZen May 9, 2021

Jewnitarian

A combination of Jew and Universalist Unitarian.
My neighbor is a Universalist Unitarian and her boyfriend is Jewish. They are having a Jewnitarian wedding.
Jewnitarian by lynx wings April 24, 2005
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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