jenitis

the sickness of not being able to speak properly.

Dude, I think I have Jenitis!

by KyraRuby March 15, 2010

Jenitis

A euphoric feeling, both heavy and light, that comes over you when thinking of Jen, and sometimes not consciousely thinking of Jen. The act of always thinking of Jen, and associated acts.

Touching oneself, calling your Jen on the phone, moaning...going on long road trips with Jen and staying in hotels that have red carpets, vibrating beds, and the playboy channel....watching commercials selling drugs to cure jenitis, and knowing there is no cure...

by Doctor Mike house January 15, 2011

Jennitis

A heart infection with side effects of deep love and emotions for a girl named Jenny.

Symptoms may include: catching yourself thinking about Jenny, butterflies, daydreaming about Jenny, Feeling a rush of happiness when Jenny is in your presence.

Dude 1: Look at that guy.. he's totally checking Jenny out.
Dude 2: Yeah.. i've heard he was diagnosed with a serious case of Jennitis. You cant blame him it's very contagious

by <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 May 25, 2014

jenisis

A shy girl who sings with awesomeness Also, Love boy bands

Mark do you see jenisis

Yea she is in the corner singing

by Ms.prwtty June 26, 2014

JeniisJammers

Secret community on twitter. Mostly made up of Janet Devlin fans.

Do you know who JeniisJammers is?

no, beats me.

by sc24xx December 31, 2011

Jonitis

the biological condition when your organs are dyed orange due to Irn-Bru overdose, similar to jaundice but internal

'this person has a severe case of Jonitis. All their organs are bright orange!'

by Super Jo April 6, 2008

Jentish

Jentish /Jen-tish/ (Adj.) Describing someone of an evil nature.

"Teacher, Scott is being awfully Jentish to me today~! He stole my eraser!"

by Sirisness March 9, 2007