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the sickness of not being able to speak properly.
Dude, I think I have Jenitis!
jenitis by KyraRuby March 15, 2010
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A euphoric feeling, both heavy and light, that comes over you when thinking of Jen, and sometimes not consciousely thinking of Jen. The act of always thinking of Jen, and associated acts.
Touching oneself, calling your Jen on the phone, moaning...going on long road trips with Jen and staying in hotels that have red carpets, vibrating beds, and the playboy channel....watching commercials selling drugs to cure jenitis, and knowing there is no cure...
Jenitis by Doctor Mike house January 15, 2011
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Jennitis 

A heart infection with side effects of deep love and emotions for a girl named Jenny.

Symptoms may include: catching yourself thinking about Jenny, butterflies, daydreaming about Jenny, Feeling a rush of happiness when Jenny is in your presence.
Dude 1: Look at that guy.. he's totally checking Jenny out.
Dude 2: Yeah.. i've heard he was diagnosed with a serious case of Jennitis. You cant blame him it's very contagious
Jennitis by <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 May 25, 2014
A shy girl who sings with awesomeness Also, Love boy bands
Mark do you see jenisis

Yea she is in the corner singing
jenisis by Ms.prwtty June 26, 2014

JeniisJammers 

Secret community on twitter. Mostly made up of Janet Devlin fans.
Do you know who JeniisJammers is?

no, beats me.
JeniisJammers by sc24xx December 31, 2011
the biological condition when your organs are dyed orange due to Irn-Bru overdose, similar to jaundice but internal
'this person has a severe case of Jonitis. All their organs are bright orange!'
Jonitis by Super Jo April 6, 2008
Jentish /Jen-tish/ (Adj.) Describing someone of an evil nature.

"Teacher, Scott is being awfully Jentish to me today~! He stole my eraser!"
Jentish by Sirisness March 9, 2007
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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