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Every Oct 5th we celebrate Jeester by only eating fruit!!
Jeester by TheRealDax October 5, 2021
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Prison Jester 

A nickname for the famous Dr. Bunnygirl, the prison psychologist who can’t stop the compulsive unprofessional pranking that threatens to destroy her as yet untarnished career.
A Prison Jester is really only truly funny when they become infamous.
Prison Jester by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020

jesterhead

A Fan of the Swedish metal/death metal/thrash band, In Flames.
That guy has a Clayman album cover tattooed on his back. He is a true Jesterhead.
jesterhead by Keith75 April 16, 2008

JesterPenetrate 

JesterPenetrate is the meme version of ClownPierce who is a 1.9+ minecraft pvper and is very good at it, he also has a youtube channel. Some would say he is the better counterpart of ClownPierce as in the meme videos he has stacks of totems and a machine gun which are to symbolise Clown's extreme skill in pvp and take the whole mick out of it.
"OMFG IT'S JESTERPENETRATE, PLEASE DON'T PENETRATE US" Said Leolook
"nvm let's just all have a fair 328746326479v1 and you win" Said PigeonX2

Jeepster 

Jeepster is a term utilized to refer an individual (primarily an adolescent or young adult male) of average or insignificant stature, who pursues the object of their affections with almost unwavering tenacity. Modern usage of the term can be delineated back to the 1970's, where the concept was explored and popularized by the T. Rex classic with the same title. Marc Bolan expresses the predicament of pursuing a person above one's social stature via the metaphor that is the dichotomy between automobiles, the Jeep (the average person) and the coveted Jaguar (the object of romantic affection).
Just like a car you're pleasing to be hold
I'll call you Jaguar if I may be so bold
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh

Person A: "Person B is such a jeepster for Person C! "
Person D: "It's such a shame that Person C is a jaguar, she is coveted by many jeepsters".
Jeepster by The Student12 April 6, 2014

Jestermaxxing 

When someone goes out of their way to be funny to make people like them, but most of their "jokes" is just making themselves look like a fool and an idiot just like a jester.
Well looks like Toby is jestermaxxing again. Poor guy has no idea people are laughing at him not with him.
Jestermaxxing by DynamicMutch April 1, 2023

court-to-prison jester 

A man who often started out early in his life as the class clown due to anger and parental neglect, and who later became a regular courtroom laughingstock, then eventually a prison comedian, still having nothing and nobody.
Well I think I’ll have to figure out how to profit from this court-to-prison jester gig, I mean beyond the submissions to Urban Dictionary.
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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