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This term is used when you wish to call out your friends or foes on telling a lie. This word can be used interchangeable with the word "bullshit" and the phrase "you're lying."
Luke: "I really like the band 5 Seconds of Summer."
Becca and Ella: "Are you serious? They are the worst band ever!"
Luke: "Wait did I say 5 Second of Summer, I meant Doja Cat."

Becca and Ella: "Jeens"
Jeens by beccandella February 13, 2022
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Skinny Jeans 

Skinny Jeans – Noun – Derogatory nickname for a hipster or preppy metrosexual loser who can’t relax, even while on a vacation, and is compelled to work and go for a run every morning so to not gain even 1 pound for 1 day and be in good with the boss. Also sometimes used for an uptight poser who waits in line at the iStore for 5 hours to get the newest device the day it comes out.
While at breakfast the boys teased the absent Skinny Jeans about leaving the strip club early and working all night in the hotel room then going for a run at 6 AM even though they were in Vegas for a bachelor party.
Skinny Jeans by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014

Jens's Constant 

The result when summing all the divisors of the numbers from 1 to 9. Seems to be a fundamental constant of nature, since it occurs many times on the Internet.
Youtube Poll:
69% yes
31% yesn't
Jens's Constant, nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jens's Constant by sevenfour March 2, 2021

Jeenie. Weenie 

An awesome content creator who is verified on titkok and has millions of followers. She used to be a flight attendant for emirates but now is a social media star. She is from Toronto Canada and her real name is Sandra Jeenie Kwon. Sandra is her English name and Jeenie is her Korean name. Her tiktok is based on true flight incidents and more about being a flight attendant. She started a series called "things you didn't know about cabin crew" on tiktok.
Me: OMG! Aren't you Jeenie. Weenie, the awesome content creator on social media who used to be a flight attendant!? I'm such a huge fan! Can you take a pic with me real quick?!
Jeenie: Sure! I'd love to!
Me: OMG! TYSM!!! Ur literally sooooo amazing!
Jeenie: Ur welcome and tysm!

Geoff jeans 

A pair of jeans usually only worn around the house. They tend to be cheap, ugly and/or old and are seldom worn in public places.
Let me shower and change out of my Geoff jeans, and I can meet up in about an hour.
Geoff jeans by F E D December 14, 2010

Jeans night 

An incredibly regretful hookup that makes you question reality. If you have a Jean night, expect to not be sexually attracted to a woman for a few days after.
“Yeah man, it was bad, last night was definitely a jeans night for me”
Jeans night by Jeans_night December 10, 2021

Jeepster 

Jeepster is a term utilized to refer an individual (primarily an adolescent or young adult male) of average or insignificant stature, who pursues the object of their affections with almost unwavering tenacity. Modern usage of the term can be delineated back to the 1970's, where the concept was explored and popularized by the T. Rex classic with the same title. Marc Bolan expresses the predicament of pursuing a person above one's social stature via the metaphor that is the dichotomy between automobiles, the Jeep (the average person) and the coveted Jaguar (the object of romantic affection).
Just like a car you're pleasing to be hold
I'll call you Jaguar if I may be so bold
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh

Person A: "Person B is such a jeepster for Person C! "
Person D: "It's such a shame that Person C is a jaguar, she is coveted by many jeepsters".
Jeepster by The Student12 April 6, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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