Jayseus

According to data found in deep space hieroglyphics Jayseus is basically superman, but he is just not allergic to green rocks. Son of god?

I can't believe Jayseus is a Cyber Space Tennis player

by Noro009 April 3, 2023

Jaysus

Dublin equivalent of Jesus.

Jaysus Anto are ye on the E Tabs.

by Desigol November 19, 2004

Lard Tunderin Jaysus

The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.

Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time

Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.

by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011

The curses of Jaysus

To disregard an item or a person, rendering them useless.

I bought a new cliggy yesterday and the fucker wouldn't work, the curses of jaysus on it. I was meant to meet Goosey in the crossbar last night and he never showed up, the curses of Jaysus on him.

by Dave7g June 11, 2006

jaysus

Elongated Jesus, used in disbelief.

Jaaaysus H ckriiiist!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Jaysus

Refers to the Lord and Savior Jaysus of Urban Discordianism. According to these religous factions, Jaysus will arrive in the New World encouraging people of race and religion to praise him for no particular reason. When his ego has maxed all his well wishers will be blessed with coupons, and life changing rhetoric.

"Praise Jaysus, in heart, a pleasurous soul. May we bless him with sweets and provide him with the tree of life".
NAT 5:23

"DONT **** around with JAYSUS!"
50 Cent

"Jaysus is an honorable man to praise"
Dominic Rio, Editor, New York Times

by Webstarsdick February 14, 2009

Jaysus

Jesus's older Irish brother ,who lives in darndale.

Person1:Ahh Jesus , I spilled me pint .
(Suddenly , Jaysus appears)
Jaysus:Excuse me what did you say?
Person1: are you Jesus ?
Jaysus: fuck you

by JamesPrestage March 14, 2017