jayhooking 

Verb

1) the act of carelessly strutting your stuff into the street in order to attract customers for sex instead of just waiting on the corner like regular hookers

Did you hear that Emily got hit by a care jayhooking and still made 500 bucks in one night?

jayhooking by Frightfactory July 25, 2016

jahonking

SUPER huge, ginormous

did you see that girl's rack? holy jahonking boobs, batman!

jahonking by Julie Renn December 11, 2009

Jaypooping 

Pooping on a toilet in a way that the toilet was not designed for. Example: squatting on western-style toilets.

Dude 1: Man, I just heard someone grunting unusually in the stall beside me. I suspect he was jaypooping.
Dude 2: Damn that’s gross, I’d avoid that stall in the future.

Jaypooping by daurbanmanh May 6, 2021

jaylooking

standing in the middle of the street looking for the bus.

the bus was late, and I was almost mowed down by a motorcycle while jaylooking.

jaylooking by bobalott May 1, 2014

Jayhawking 

When you jaywalk an empty street, and the other eight pedestrians waiting for the light to turn green follow you.

Jayhawking 2nd Street.... best me catch that last express bus or my ass is going to be downtown for at least another hour.

Jayhawking by Shummers January 9, 2015

jaymooning 

When the waves are 6-8 foot and offshore but suddenly an old injury's back to stop you from going out for a few.

When you ask a mate if he's keen for a surf and he makes some shit excuse because he's a bit scared. This is known as jaymooning in surfing circles on the south coast of nsw

jaymooning by Popeyetheshredlord December 2, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020