jaymooning

When the waves are 6-8 foot and offshore but suddenly an old injury's back to stop you from going out for a few.

When you ask a mate if he's keen for a surf and he makes some shit excuse because he's a bit scared. This is known as jaymooning in surfing circles on the south coast of nsw

by Popeyetheshredlord December 2, 2023

jayphoning

Careless use of a mobile phone by a pedestrian on the street as he risks getting run over and injured.
jaywalking+phone

Jayphoning is risky, so don't use your mobile on the street.

by Le rédacteur October 16, 2010

jamoaning

Jamoaning: The sound one emits while eating a $300 piece of Serrano Jamon. This is the sound doves make when they cry.

"She was still JAMOANING over that teensy slice of $300 ham she ate two nights ago. It was, like, the best thing she ever had in her mouth."

by pitbullmomma February 26, 2018

Jaypooping

Pooping on a toilet in a way that the toilet was not designed for. Example: squatting on western-style toilets.

Dude 1: Man, I just heard someone grunting unusually in the stall beside me. I suspect he was jaypooping.
Dude 2: Damn that’s gross, I’d avoid that stall in the future.

by daurbanmanh May 6, 2021

jaylooking

standing in the middle of the street looking for the bus.

the bus was late, and I was almost mowed down by a motorcycle while jaylooking.

by bobalott May 1, 2014

jayhooking

Verb

1) the act of carelessly strutting your stuff into the street in order to attract customers for sex instead of just waiting on the corner like regular hookers

Did you hear that Emily got hit by a care jayhooking and still made 500 bucks in one night?

by Frightfactory July 25, 2016

Jamoaning

The sound one makes when eating a $300 slice of jamon serrano (a type of dry-cured Spanish jamón which includes most varieties other than those made with black Iberian pigs). It is the sound doves make when they cry.

"She was still JAMOANING over that teensy slice of $300 ham she ate two nights ago. It was, like, the best thing she ever had in her mouth."

by pitbullmomma May 6, 2018