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Careless use of a mobile phone by a pedestrian on the street as he risks getting run over and injured.
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Jayphoning is risky, so don't use your mobile on the street.

jayphoning by Le rédacteur October 16, 2010

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Jaypooping

Pooping on a toilet in a way that the toilet was not designed for. Example: squatting on western-style toilets.

Dude 1: Man, I just heard someone grunting unusually in the stall beside me. I suspect he was jaypooping.
Dude 2: Damn that’s gross, I’d avoid that stall in the future.

Jaypooping by daurbanmanh May 6, 2021

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jaymooning

When the waves are 6-8 foot and offshore but suddenly an old injury's back to stop you from going out for a few.

When you ask a mate if he's keen for a surf and he makes some shit excuse because he's a bit scared. This is known as jaymooning in surfing circles on the south coast of nsw

jaymooning by Popeyetheshredlord December 2, 2023

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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