jayphoning 

Careless use of a mobile phone by a pedestrian on the street as he risks getting run over and injured.
jaywalking+phone

Jayphoning is risky, so don't use your mobile on the street.

jayphoning by Le rédacteur October 16, 2010

Jaypooping 

Pooping on a toilet in a way that the toilet was not designed for. Example: squatting on western-style toilets.

Dude 1: Man, I just heard someone grunting unusually in the stall beside me. I suspect he was jaypooping.
Dude 2: Damn that’s gross, I’d avoid that stall in the future.

Jaypooping by daurbanmanh May 6, 2021

jaymooning 

When the waves are 6-8 foot and offshore but suddenly an old injury's back to stop you from going out for a few.

When you ask a mate if he's keen for a surf and he makes some shit excuse because he's a bit scared. This is known as jaymooning in surfing circles on the south coast of nsw

jaymooning by Popeyetheshredlord December 2, 2023