jayphoning

Careless use of a mobile phone by a pedestrian on the street as he risks getting run over and injured.
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Jayphoning is risky, so don't use your mobile on the street.

jayphoning by Le rédacteur October 16, 2010

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Jaypooping

Pooping on a toilet in a way that the toilet was not designed for. Example: squatting on western-style toilets.

Dude 1: Man, I just heard someone grunting unusually in the stall beside me. I suspect he was jaypooping.
Dude 2: Damn that’s gross, I’d avoid that stall in the future.

Jaypooping by daurbanmanh May 6, 2021

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jayphoning • jaymooning • Jaypooping

jaymooning

When the waves are 6-8 foot and offshore but suddenly an old injury's back to stop you from going out for a few.

When you ask a mate if he's keen for a surf and he makes some shit excuse because he's a bit scared. This is known as jaymooning in surfing circles on the south coast of nsw

jaymooning by Popeyetheshredlord December 2, 2023

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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