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squeals on wheels 

When a person is so morbidly obese they use a scooter or wheelchair to travel instead of walking.
Careful, squeals on wheels in the crosswalk.
squeals on wheels by Jofig December 4, 2015

pig squeals 

A style of screaming used in metal music - generally comparable to a pig squealing. other similar forms of screaming include Raptor Shrieks and low pitched growls
The singer from Job For A Cowboy uses so many pig squeals!
pig squeals by PresidentBOB November 15, 2007
A type of smoking rotation; used when smoking marijuana. Very similar to Mexican Sweat, but there's no Mexicans involved, thankfully. Squeats is a simple one-hit pass rotation to keep everything moving fast. Unlike Mexican Sweat, you can exhale freely without repercussions.
When smoking marijuana, Daniel yelled out "squeats"! But everyone ignored him, because, as always, he says it just as blunt was going out. =(
squeats by TM7 June 25, 2012

Tequila Squeala 

Any chick you can get drunk and screams at the top of her lungs during sex.
Dude! That girl over there is a Tequila Squeala! I know. I heard her ass 2 blocks away!
Tequila Squeala by Gar Grim February 4, 2018

For Squeal

Another way to say for real.
Amy: This thing costs $100!
David: For squeal?
Amy: For squeal!
For Squeal by redstripe March 14, 2007

Squealer Scar 

An incision crudely made from the corner of one's mouth to about mid cheek. Often forced upon someone who snitches in the mafia.
"That guy squealed to the police, so we gave him squealer scars."
Squealer Scar by Lizardmana1122 April 27, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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