Jatko
Jatko is the smallest and most expensive type of carrot. usually orange or red colored. can be used for salads and or catching nose bleeds.
Jatko by Charles Mcfuckface March 9, 2021
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jackoff buddy
jackoff buddy by al-in-chgo August 4, 2012
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Regular jackoff
Also spelled "Regular jack-off", the term is used in the Adult Swim show Metalocalypse to describe anyone that is not in Dethklok. Mostly applied to fans of the band.
Toki: What's this place called?
Skwisgaar: This is, I believes, called food libraries.
(The two practice saying "Food libraries")
Pickles: It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags! I'm sorry about douchebags. I got... got low blood sugar.
Nathan: Alright, here's the deal: we have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like regular jackoffs do. Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish. And don't just buy booze! That ain't food!
Murderface: What do you mean, "booze ain't food?" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!
Toki: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?
Murderface: Yeah!
Toki: Wowee!
Skwisgaar: This is, I believes, called food libraries.
(The two practice saying "Food libraries")
Pickles: It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags! I'm sorry about douchebags. I got... got low blood sugar.
Nathan: Alright, here's the deal: we have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like regular jackoffs do. Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish. And don't just buy booze! That ain't food!
Murderface: What do you mean, "booze ain't food?" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!
Toki: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?
Murderface: Yeah!
Toki: Wowee!
Regular jackoff by KMFDMDFMK December 24, 2009
Jacko
Jacko by Samuel R Jinks November 23, 2004
hacking the jackoff
The subtle seduction and concurrent infiltration of the mind of an unscrupulous jerk, to gather the necessary intel to shut him down.
Hacking the jackoff shouldn't be too hard, his mind is shockingly simple, driven entirely by ego gratification and compensation.
hacking the jackoff by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2017
jackomaniac
Todd: I've been fucking pussy and ass everyday for the past month! I just can't get enough of it!
Dean: That's unhealthy. What are you, a jackomaniac?
Dean: That's unhealthy. What are you, a jackomaniac?
jackomaniac by dabmaster101 May 28, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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