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Jason Do 

When normal "doing" isn't enough for the task, do it as if you wereJason Voorhees, an unflinching, undying, unbreaking fictional horror character whose story was so ever popular that it spawned countless sequels, spin offs, and cross overs and inundated itself into modern horror legend. To Jason Do it is to perform your task with such inhuman determination that you will conquer your challenge despite minor obstacles such as life, death, resurrection, time travel, stabbing, maiming, impalation, drowning, dismemberment, illness, coma, terrible sequels, halitosis, and perhaps a horribly disfigured face.
I have a huge final tomorrow morning for my hardest class worth 50% of my grade and I haven't studied at all. Let's Jason Do it.
Jason Do by The Duck of Longford January 19, 2018

Jason Dohring 

Great actor born in Ohio, and incredibly good looking. Just finished off season 3 of Veronica Mars, as the show was canceled, and is moving on to bigger and better things. Catch him in Moonlight on CBS this fall.
Jason Dohring > You.
Jason Dohring by Callie F September 14, 2007

Jason Dong 

Jason Dong is an unbelievably intelligent yet humble guy. He's popular but smart at the same time. Gets into every school team. Everyone loves him but is also jealous of him.

Incredibly athletic, has a sexy ripped body. Everyone calls him the most handsome guy alive. Tight abs, V-cut obliques, big chest, some facial hair, big arms, strong back and things. Just the right amount of hair on his chest, abs, legs, and arms.

Everyone wants him to take his shirt off during recess. Always wins shirtless fights at recess. Everyone touches his shirtless body. Too sexy that everyone rips his shirts off. Gets tortured at recess, but everyone knows he can take down ten people with his bare hands. Beats up all the thugs. Everyone takes shirtless photos of him.

Does push up competitions. Beats everyone with one hand. Slaughters people in arm wrestling.

Very kind and sarcastic guy. Damn handsome face body. No one can resist not touching his bare back or chest or abs. Sexiest guy ever.

Everyone who ever saw him wants to touch his whole body and sleep with him shirtless. Too sexy.
I love Jason Dong so much.
Jason Dong by JasonDong May 31, 2022

Jason Dong 

Jason dong, is not a boyscout.. He likes sweet bodies, a blow job, wants a blow job, and eats peanut butter and jelly. He enjoys being drunk and proceedes to attend any college that is chip. Other names are Daryl, Chris, Jared, Travis, Robert, Steve, Elmo, Dr. Lovepie, Babycakes, Andrew, Corey, Phil.
Jason Dong just molested my phone bill with his drunk utters in his call again, when does he wake up.

The nurse at school made a Jason Dong out of the kid when he had a physical, that calls for beer.
Jason Dong by footsteps August 7, 2009

Jason Down 

To use a female for his own sexual needs while he keeps his spouse/partner secluded from society at home
Jason Down by Cantouchtis January 5, 2018

Jason Donervan 

A kebab shop located primarily within Clifton Triangle. This takeaway is a staple of Bristolian night life and has been running for around 24 years (2022). On 5th March 2022, Jason Donovan visited the Jason Donervan with Andi Peters on Live TV. This event happened on Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway.
"Did you watch Saturday Night Takeaway?"
"Nah"
"Jason Donovan visited the Jason Donervan near us!"
Jason Donervan by spdat November 4, 2022

Jason Bourne Door Opener 

The method used to open a door when more friendly attempts have not succeeded, such as using a doorbell or knocking. Or having permission to enter.

Typically executed by lowering ones shoulder or using heel of foot.
My girlfriend wouldnt get out of the bathroom, so I used the Jason Bourne Door Opener to get her out.