Brians

1. Over sized phalanges, provoking the movement of joysticks on a play station 4 control.

2. The absence of user skills in madden 18.

Bro why do you suck so bad at madden?

Don’t you see my Brians? I can never do anything correct because of these dam brians.

Brians by Maddens Life December 6, 2017

Brians

Brians are what arctic monkeys fans have insted of brains.

"What do arctic monkeys fans think with?" - anyone
"Well we dont have brains we think with brians"- us
"So glad of you to bless us with your effortlessness, we're grateful and so strangely comforted"- anyone

Brians by AlexTurnersArabella August 17, 2021

Brians mom 

The best sex you will ever have

Sex was like Brians mom was great last night

Brians mom by ffss March 12, 2009

National suck Brians dick day 

This wonderful holiday falls on June the 28th

Get on your knees for him

National suck brians dick day

National suck Brians dick day by Reallandy June 27, 2019

tossing brians 

Getting so angry that hate and obscenities fall from your mouth without control.

You fucking goddam game how dare you fucking pull that shit i'm going to hate fuck your mothers corpse- tossing brians

tossing brians by Komissar November 5, 2014

Bransoning 

the act of locking yourself in a closet with a female and taking yours and her clothes off"

Holy shit bro he's bransoning her in the closet

Bransoning by RawrXDXD March 11, 2017

brian may

brian may: a man that should be protected at all costs. the guitarist of a band called queen, now starring Adam Lambert, then, Freddie Mercury. May is a man that wrote many hits such as “We Will Rock You”, and “Fat Bottomed Girls” for Queen. He is a bean and if anyone hurts him, everyone will be mad.

Have you seen Brian May?
Yes! He should be protected at all costs because he is a grandpa to everyone

brian may by n_e_h_o_w March 13, 2019