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Jasamoine 

A really fat, ugly, and gross name.
Omg Jasamoine you are so fat!
Jasamoine by Jasamoine September 30, 2020
Words you can keep
The most amazing girl you'll ever meet . She's extremely nice. She's awesome and shes not afraid to be weird ! She's a true friend to everyone she Encounters in her life. She's tries to be there for everybody. She's beautiful and loves to be around her family and friends. But don't get it twisted everyone mistakes her for sweet - because she is - but when it comes to defending herself and love ones she can be a real BITCH!!! She is unique in every way and can be the best friend you'll ever meet! Her best feature is her eyes and smile! She is also laid back and down to earth..
Hey look there goes that crazy Jasmaine...
Jasmaine by jspazz January 27, 2013
Jasmine is amazing. She is beautiful, stunning, sweet and kind girl that could make anyone in the world happy to just be around her. With a Jasmine, you will feel like you can say anything to her, and never be judged for it. She will make you feel happy in every way possible. Jasmine is one of the best friends you could ever ask for, and if you have one, don't ever let her go. You may often feel jealous of her due to her looks and fun nature. Her advice makes you want to get down on your knees and beg for more, as it always seems to help in every situation, no matter what. Overall, to have a Jasmine in your life could be one of the best things you could ever have, and you should always treasure that gift.
Person 1: Oh my god! Did you see the new girl? She looks stunning in that dress!
Person 2: Yeah! I spoke to her too, she gives great advice and is really kind! I wish she was my best friend.

Person 1: I know right? Do you know her name?
Person 2: No, but I think she must be a Jasmine.
Person 1: Of course, why didn't I think of that. I wish I already had a Jasmine in my life.
Jasmine by AleenaLycra123 October 15, 2018
A sweet girl who will often put herself down so others may be happy. For the most part she will always appear to be happy, But until you find out what she truly goes through, you will never know who she truly is
Jasmine, i love you
Jasmine by Zay Munoz July 20, 2017

jasmine masters 

Jasmine Masters is the OG meme queen of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7. Inventor of the word jush, Jasmine always has something to say.
"I am Jasmine Masters and I have something to say."
"RuPaul's Drag Race has done fucked up drag, bottom line cut and dry."
"No T no shade, no pink lemonade."
"Girl you better get your jush."
"Pop the corn so them childrens can eat."
Jasmine is a lovely, neat, kind of shy girl. She is beautiful on the inside and out, and can joke about pretty much anything. She is an incredible writer, and is pretty good at sketching. Jasmine is loud around her family, and has a very deep love for dogs.
OMG!! Jasmine stop talking to those dogs!! We have to go to school!!
Jasmine by Fakatagasi Haila November 16, 2017
Someone who fuels me to become better and stronger everyday. A friend who accompanies me when I break down and lose composure. A gorgeous girl who has one of the cutest smiles and gives some of the best hugs I’ve ever gotten from anyone. She’s kind and cares a lot about her friends and family. She doesn’t always have the best opinion about herself and I recognize that and I give it my all to make her feel happier about herself. I want to be there for her the same way she’s there for me. She’s someone I will never forget for she has had a long lasting impact in my life. I love her and I hope I always will.
Homie #1: So what do you think about Jasmine?
Homie #2: tbh she's everything listed above.
Jasmine by Migu3lele October 28, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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