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japo-technical 

Someone who is japo-technical knows that hara-kiri is the slang term for sepuku. Usually a super-geek who founded the school japanimation club and went on to write his own American anime cartoon series, only to find out that not even children will watch that shit. Japo-technical is a highly derrogatory term deserving only the basest of geeks.
"Excuse me, the term wakishashi is only to be used formally. The more common name, shoto, is much more appropriate in most circumstances, and I'd appreciate if you didn't give me a wedgie."

"Stop being so japo-technical, geek."
japo-technical by Scody October 23, 2005
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Noone knows exactly what a japot is. Google searches result into webpages the mysterious person have made a mark ok. Only a select few truly know who the person behind the mystery is.
japots by Japots August 4, 2004

Japooner 

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"
Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009
it is the North London kebab man pronunciation of Jacket Potato
one Japota with Tuna and cheese
Japota by mikey February 15, 2005
This name means complete obeseity in its finest form
"holy cow thats a huge cow japooj, its almost as big as u"
japooj by japooj follower December 1, 2021

japoseur 

A person who thinks that they're fluent in Japanese when they only know four words.
"UR A BAKA" "SUGOI!! *^-^*" or "KAWAII!!! KEKEKEKE"
japoseur by Jamie March 28, 2004
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