mikey's definitions

leather handbag

A woman who has tanned way too many times. She now has orange skin which has a texture similar to that of a leather purse.

Check out the leather handbag behind the bar. I bet she's only 25 but she looks 45.

by Mikey December 13, 2003

double sweet

See sweet. Double the amount of enjoyment.

Thanks mate, double sweet

by Mikey February 5, 2003

jaquita

The sexiest girl in the world, who also enjoys back door shit.....

Hey Jaquita, wats up baby?

by Mikey May 21, 2003

uberfuck

a bad ass mofo who keeps it real on xnetradio.com as well as hellsfury.com

uberfuck pwned your bitch ass.

by mikey June 3, 2004

crib

residence; often located in one's hood

Damn, bitch, get yo fly ass over to my crib!

by Mikey March 23, 2003

Ricer

Any vehicle whether its import, domestic, 4 cylinder, 6 cylinder, or even 8 cylinder that has been raped by excessive use of stickers, "shopping cart" rear spoilers, fart cannons, bmw "fish gills", useless hood scoops, and/or clear/Altezza tailights. The term has nothing to do with the amount of horsepower the vehicle has, but the amount of garbage the person puts on the exterior of the car.

One time I saw this Mustang GT ricer that had a fish gills and a "Powered by Mustang" sticker on the back window, even though it should have read "Powered by Ford"

by Mikey August 19, 2003

frieze

A squirrely young virgin (male) who often spends his days diving for oysters and gets no oral in return from his greedy but beatiful lover. Suffering from immense sexual frustration, he often relieves himself with excessive, chafing masturbation.

Hey Frieze, quit d-jackin, man. Your wang's going to fall off.

Oh man, frieze. That skank blue-balled you again, huh?

by Mikey July 11, 2003