Neil's definitions

tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by Neil February 17, 2004

domissary

An abode, commonly a member of the fungus Kingdom in which gnomes of the Skurdish family reside. Occasionally a site of extreme trippiness.

What is a domissary? Am I high?

by Neil April 17, 2004

legit

A shortened version of legitimate. Commonly used by wrestling fans who are "in the know" aka smarks. Made popular by Rob Feinstein, and copied by many. Its usage is considered 'dumb' by intelligent types.

Thats a legit shoot. I was legit marking out for that.

by neil June 27, 2004

slipknot

a band started in 95 in the middle of no where in Des Moines,IOWA!
Discograhy:
Mate.Feed.Kill.Repeat(Only 1000 copys made dont buy off Ebay unless you know what the Genuines look like)
Crowz(UNRELEASED HAHAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE SONGS FROM IT!!
S/T(Self-Titled its tough finding the one with purity)
IOWA(I dont know much about this)
OTHERS(Basements RECORDINGS from 92(Before Slipknot was an official band) and other Unreleased shit i most likely have it)

THEy ROCK!!!

by neil April 8, 2004

Avril Lavinge

winner of the Hot Topic national "Customer of the year" award. For five years running.

And this year, our customer of the year award goes to...*Drum roll*...Ahh crap, her again...

by Neil March 19, 2005

broadie

A skid normally by a bicycle or motorcyle that is performed by putting on the rear brake only and swinging the back of the bike round to one side so the bike skids sideways.

He did a broadie on his push bike

by Neil December 14, 2004

ram home

to put in ones anus

"i took out my dildo and rammed it home"

by Neil October 21, 2003