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Juniorism 

A system of beliefs that focus on embracing your inner darkness and dismantling all religion and exposing the false but more importantly it venerates the essential characteristics that are affixed to junior grimes.

The true identity of Junior grimes is hard to decipher since he is many things

The forbidden one or Junior grimes, are that being that do everything, that’s what make them so formidable since he has infinite knowledge and ways of solving problems.

Those who follow king junior are known as juniortroopers or children of grime.

Junior is seen as the badguy when he’s actually the good guy trying to free everyone from religious enslavement

The forbidden one/Junior grimes or the sinful son. Aka “j grimes” but he has many names so don’t limit it to this.

The solution with juniorism is that he doesn’t delude anyone into thinking otherwise and is straightforward with his ideals and doesn’t pretend to be a saint, he’s the outcast, the one everybody believes to be a bad influence when he’s simply misunderstood.

Juniorism is set of ideas and provable facts that depict the truth of junior grimes ideology and mentality which describe the falsifying nature of religion and cynicism of human behavior as well as the true nature of the earth and its forbidden secrets. There’s Much more but for now, we’ll leave it at this.

Juniorism truly is something else
Juniorism is the reason why many former religious types; muslims, jews, christians, Hindus, etc are liberated from the brainwashing of religion as well as society and false morality.

Juniorism is a movement and religion
Juniorism by Imperfect thot July 20, 2021

Juniorism 

The philosophy of junior grimes mentality and behavior. Rejecting social norms and embracing your inner darkness and disregarding the rules and enjoying your youth. Junior says this in the bibble as he is the sinful son; the son of the darkness.

Juniorism is taught in very few schools these days but if you look in the right place you may study it.

Traits and characteristics tied to junior grimes (Logan) aka “J grimes” or junior the egomaniac

There’s more meanings to Juniorism so go pick up a book and read up on it , ya lazy bum!
Juniorism is religion for those who despise religion and the deluded people who fall victim to lies.

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Juniorism makes Scientology look like fanfiction, since it is anyway lmao

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“One must study Juniorism to truly understand the secrets of the earth and origins of life and the mind. “ -somebody important

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Junior: hey you! Study up on Juniorism!

world leaders: yes sir, we’re sorry , of course! Right away master!

Junior: >:)
Juniorism by Pseudonvm August 6, 2021

Juniorism 

To do whatever one wants whenever one feels like it, absolutely no restrictions or regard for the rules

The rejection of ALL religion

Derived from junior the forbidden , aka “junior Grimes”
Guy 1: yo what happened to mike? I thought he went to that mosque to learn about Islam

Guy 2: he went juniorism on those ISIS motherfuckers, there’s no stopping him now

Guy 1: jeez man, that’s a bit extreme

Guy 2; yeah well, when you hit juniorism nothing can stop you

Guy 1; right

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Sarah: omg have you seen my bible?

Kelly: nope, but you should burn it if you do find it

Sarah: girl your insane! What’s the matter with you?

Kelly: religions dangerous

Sarah: really? Girl shut up

Kelly: your better off once you hit juniorism

Sarah: …..
Juniorism by Morganize December 2, 2021

Juniorisms 

To exhibit or exult traits/behavior strongly linked to junior the son (padre of pandemonium, old J) such as

1. Disregarding all rules and laws

2. Seeking chaos and destruction for satisfying

3. Being insanely sadistic and/or masochistic

4. Eating lots of yogurt, or strange foods

5. being the jack of all trades
6. Mastering many arts and skills

7. having a mysterious or unknown past

8. making unannounced exits often

9. being gone for long extended periods of time
10. being strange or eccentric, (ie; a weirdo)
11. enjoying torturing others or seeking violent justice
12. being an outcast who paves their own path

13. oversleeping or missing important venues

14. Ignoring thotties DMs

15. having multiple social media accounts or zero
16. embracing mental illness

17. Having a philosophical outlook on life and being able to justify LITERALLY ANYTHING

18. using different alias or taking on different appearances every once in a while

19. rebellious nature or opposing authority on the daily

20. having an intensively creative side and maintaining an unbelievable willpower in terms of accomplishing goals

21. Changing the names of people/things/places

22. List is too long, it would be infinite, see (juniorisms2.0)

23.
“man this guys juniorisms really set him apart from the crowd”

Girl 1: your pretty strange aren’t you?

Guy 1: Yea you could say I’m a phenomenal person

Girl 1: ugh, OOkay, your juniorisms right ?

Guy 1: …uh yeah I guess

“”This girls got some REAL juniorisms”

“For someone to have juniorisms is NOT limited to gender, race, sexual orientation, etc. ANYONE CAN EXHIBIT juniorisms”

“Juniorisms can affect ANYBODY and that’s the worst part”
Juniorisms by countDockula February 27, 2022

Janitor Rage 

Janitor rage is when a janitor is fired and he goes into the bathroom where he works and defiles it with urine and stool and toilet-paper.
Boss: You're going to have to clean up some kind of decent in the bathroom down the hall.

New Janitor: Why's that?

Boss: Seems the last guy had a case of janitor rage.

New Janitor: Damn...
Janitor Rage by YourNotARockStar October 3, 2013

Jersey City Janitor 

A sexual position, where the female grabs the toilet bowl with her hands, and then the male inserts his penis into the female. He pumps so hard her head starts to bob in and out of the toilet water
I gave some girl a Jersey City Janitor in the bathrom dude!
Jersey City Janitor by jrky February 9, 2009
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