Janitoritus

A contagous disease turning the victim or patient into an Janitor. The disease was first found and studied at the University of Smart Kids (UCSK) in 2006. Studies indicate the disease is not treatable and has the possibility of spreading a global outbreak resulting in panic and destruction. Symptons include the constant spraying and wiping of windows, knowledge of toilet treatments, and showing of agresion to the victims personal cleaning tools such as a mop or hand rag.

"Holy shit did you hear about mike?"
"No, what happened?"
"Nigger caught the Janitoritus!"
"For real!?"

by ginitu October 11, 2006

Janitorus Interruptus

When you are boinking someone in your office and you have to abort the proceedings before completing the act because the janitor is coming to empty the trash or sweep the carpet.

"I was nailing the new receptionist on my desk last Thursday when I heard Charlie rustling the trash bins resulting in the dreaded janitorus interruptus."

by college professor September 14, 2008

Janitoris

A female janitor. Formed by jamming together the words Janitor and Clitoris.

Here comes the Janitoris to clean up the mess that was left in the hallway. Damn she is fuck ugly.

by James Chip March 28, 2009

Tributum Janitoribus

A ritual done in school restrooms (specifically male bathrooms, but could theoretically be done in female restrooms as well), to "thank" the janitors. It is preformed by urinating into a Urinal (or toilet), and then throwing a random item into the piss filled container. This item can be most anything, but most commonly its done with pencils, food wrappings, or just food.

"Oy vey, seems somebody has preformed a Tributum Janitoribus in the Bathroom, AGAIN"

by Alithonym January 31, 2024