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janitorial shame 

When a person embellishes his menial job with an important sounding title
"I work in the maintenance department as a sanitation engineering specialist" bragged Custodian Curtiss, trying to hide his janitorial shame.
janitorial shame by bookworm1635 January 27, 2014

the janitorial services of america

just like it says. also a euphemism inferred to relate the concurrence of a person's actions in analogy to being homosexual
that was stoopid man.
YEah that was completely gay!
haha. gay like the janitorial services of america dooshbaggett

Janitoris 

A female janitor. Formed by jamming together the words Janitor and Clitoris.
Here comes the Janitoris to clean up the mess that was left in the hallway. Damn she is fuck ugly.
Janitoris by James Chip March 28, 2009

janitating 

verb. the act of doing janitor type tasks. such as sweeping and cleaning up vomit after a party. Also can be used when cleaning/defusing up a bad situation.
"A beer exploded in the kitchen and now Zwicky is janitating the kitchen."

"After the fight between Glen and the janitor, Tony and Johnny are janitating the charges against Glen."
janitating by Ryan Zwicky January 22, 2006

Janitoritus 

A contagous disease turning the victim or patient into an Janitor. The disease was first found and studied at the University of Smart Kids (UCSK) in 2006. Studies indicate the disease is not treatable and has the possibility of spreading a global outbreak resulting in panic and destruction. Symptons include the constant spraying and wiping of windows, knowledge of toilet treatments, and showing of agresion to the victims personal cleaning tools such as a mop or hand rag.
"Holy shit did you hear about mike?"
"No, what happened?"
"Nigger caught the Janitoritus!"
"For real!?"
Janitoritus by ginitu October 11, 2006

Janitorial Jizz January 

When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.
Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!