Janitoring

The action of cleaning a building while being payed to do so.

Joe: What are you doing?
George: I am janitoring this building.

by PokecordWeebH November 9, 2018

janitorial shame

When a person embellishes his menial job with an important sounding title

"I work in the maintenance department as a sanitation engineering specialist" bragged Custodian Curtiss, trying to hide his janitorial shame.

by bookworm1635 January 27, 2014

the janitorial services of america

just like it says. also a euphemism inferred to relate the concurrence of a person's actions in analogy to being homosexual

that was stoopid man.
YEah that was completely gay!
haha. gay like the janitorial services of america dooshbaggett

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie May 26, 2004

Janitoris

A female janitor. Formed by jamming together the words Janitor and Clitoris.

Here comes the Janitoris to clean up the mess that was left in the hallway. Damn she is fuck ugly.

by James Chip March 28, 2009

janitating

verb. the act of doing janitor type tasks. such as sweeping and cleaning up vomit after a party. Also can be used when cleaning/defusing up a bad situation.

"A beer exploded in the kitchen and now Zwicky is janitating the kitchen."

"After the fight between Glen and the janitor, Tony and Johnny are janitating the charges against Glen."

by Ryan Zwicky January 22, 2006

Janitoritus

A contagous disease turning the victim or patient into an Janitor. The disease was first found and studied at the University of Smart Kids (UCSK) in 2006. Studies indicate the disease is not treatable and has the possibility of spreading a global outbreak resulting in panic and destruction. Symptons include the constant spraying and wiping of windows, knowledge of toilet treatments, and showing of agresion to the victims personal cleaning tools such as a mop or hand rag.

"Holy shit did you hear about mike?"
"No, what happened?"
"Nigger caught the Janitoritus!"
"For real!?"

by ginitu October 11, 2006

Janitorial Jizz January

When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.

Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!

by Profstrange December 1, 2018