verb. the act of doing janitor type tasks. such as sweeping and cleaning up vomit after a party. Also can be used when cleaning/defusing up a bad situation.
"A beer exploded in the kitchen and now Zwicky is janitating the kitchen."
"After the fight between Glen and the janitor, Tony and Johnny are janitating the charges against Glen."
A contagous disease turning the victim or patient into an Janitor. The disease was first found and studied at the University of Smart Kids (UCSK) in 2006. Studies indicate the disease is not treatable and has the possibility of spreading a global outbreak resulting in panic and destruction. Symptons include the constant spraying and wiping of windows, knowledge of toilet treatments, and showing of agresion to the victims personal cleaning tools such as a mop or hand rag.
"Holy shit did you hear about mike?"
"No, what happened?"
"Nigger caught the Janitoritus!"
"For real!?"