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Janeane Garofalo 

An ignorant D-list celebrity/bitch that has never made a substantive argument to back up any of her political views and instead just calls everyone that disagrees with her a racist or a homophobe. Most recently, she did this when she accused tea party protesters of being racist rednecks, even though the protest had nothing at all to do with race. JG lacks the cognitive ability to understand that it is possible for people to be angry about the excessive spending, coming hyperinflation and tax increases that will destroy this country, and not be racists. Also, she doesn't shave her pits and has a head the size of a Hummer.
Dude: "Hey, I said I didn't want pickles on my burger!"

Janeane Garofalo: "You fucking racist."
Janeane Garofalo by RME1976 July 12, 2009
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Janeane Garofalo 

A comedienne/actress/liberal activist with about 100 entries on IMDB as an actress and about 100 entries as self. Accurately concluded Iraq did not have WMD's from not watching FOX news. Sports numerous tattoos and is 5'1" because she stunted her growth from smoking.
I saw Janeane Garofalo smoking while she was walking her dog!
Janeane Garofalo by quesondriac January 31, 2010

Janeane Garofalo 

Are you shitting me!? I had totally forgot she even existed! Wow! I am drowning in nostalgia right now! That is wild! I loved mystery men as a kid!
Hym "Holy shit Janeane Garofalo! Is she still getting work? Let's hit the imdb.... do dodo dodo... 2022 stand up special... It's been a minute though wow! Glad you've survived the ultimate psychic catastrophe I've unleashed on the population! "
Janeane Garofalo by Hym Iam April 7, 2024
This piece of artwork just sweeps an aura of Janane over me.
Janane by Mindayum June 23, 2010
An amazing person who gives gives and gives and only asks for very little in return
Janean is amazing she is always fun too be around she will always make you laugh she is awesome
janean by Lillyor November 22, 2017
Funny, outgoing, sexy, really bitchy, but somewhat lovable.
1. That girl Jeneane is so funny and outgoing. It doesn't hurt that she's sexy as hell, too. She could be a bitch though, but you gotta love her!
Jeneane by TheAnonymousGuy March 28, 2012
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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