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Dirty Janean

When you leave a gang bang wearing someone else's panties by mistake.
Had fun at the gang bang but couldn't find my panties so I dirty Janeaned on the way home.
Dirty Janean by Dirty Sean September 8, 2019
Having Janjan will be great. He's handsome, funny, smart, kind, and loyal HAHAHA. If you find one then you are one of the luckiest person because he is worth having. He will treat you better than anyone else and give you a lot of compliments.

They are overthinkers and Caring. If you found one, make sure to make him fall in love and you can thank me later.
Janjan Ohayo. Sorry na.
Janjan by _Izumi June 30, 2021
This piece of artwork just sweeps an aura of Janane over me.
Janane by Mindayum June 23, 2010

Going Janeen 

When someone goofs so you go absolutely batshit crazy on them. Typically used on retail employees when they act and/or treat you like a fucking idiot.
Person 1: Did you see her yell at that Walmart cashier?
Person 2: Yeah, she was going Janeen on them!
Going Janeen by skehjgwg September 7, 2019
Janeen is an angel . She appears at the most unexpected time with her heart of gold and changes your whole life around with just her smile . She is funny , witty , and she knows how to.make your heart feel.right at home. She is an amazing mother and she puts everyone else before her in everything. She's got the most beautiful brown eyes, and soft skin. She has the best sense of humor , the kind.that doesn't laugh at others but only with others. She is beautiful from the inside out . The favorite part of her day is making yours .
GiverAngelloverbooty

Janeen has the best booty.

She'd make the best lover because of her passion for others.

She's an angel
Janeen by Music Boy April 25, 2013
meaning heart or soul
origin:afghan
Janaan will be one of most rare and amazing girl you will ever get to meet.
If you meet a Janaan, you are a VERY lucky person.
She keeps it real, best sense of humor, and amazing exotic looks.
BIG HEART, juicy bootay! one of a kind all the way.
she will blow you away.
Can pull off a belly ring quite nicely.

A Janaan will be a real friend, always there when you need her. always down for a good time. her friends are what keep her motivated. may be quiet at first but once you get deeper and break the ice you won't ever regret it! Janaans' are always a keeper!!!!!!
person 1: hey janaan, i need a sober driver tonight, you down?
Janaan: hell yes, i'd rather you be safe than sorry!
person1: wow janaan thanks!!!
Janaan by surge moses June 15, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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