What in Jah's name? 

Used as a response to confusing or odd situations. Similar to China Fax, but with less potency. Other versions are: What in the name of Jah?, What in the good world of Jah Jesus?, etc.

Person 1: Yo you want to eat some bat soup? I have some left from yesterday.
Person 2: What in Jah's name?

What in Jah's name? by China Bat Soup January 13, 2021

Jah’s Dad 

Fatass Muslim’s kid’s big daddy who has weak knee’s

I found Jah’s dad

Jah’s Dad by Champ3214 April 26, 2022

I found Jah’s dad 

When u see a weak knees ugly ass mofo who looks like Jah’s dad

BRO I FOUND JAH’S DAD

I found Jah’s dad by Champ3214 April 29, 2022

jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré 

jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré

It's written in Gothic and it says and Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, Ashtré is foolish. It's history comes from bulletin posts on a website called Imgoth.com. A user with the display name Ashtré tried to pretend he knew what something said that was written in Gothic. And every post made he thought were in Gothic he would respond with Wulfila's Bible, The imgoth user in aiwins naht started posting messages in different Germanic languages to have Ashtré respond saying Wulfila's Bible. After a few time of this a bulletin post was made giving all information on the actual languages and the English translations. After this was the first post of the phrase jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré. Now whenever Ashtré says or does something foolish, a post is made of "jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré"

This has been brought to you by:in aiwins naht

in aiwins naht
weihnai namo þein

In aiwins naht {0.-.-.-..0000029A}Ashtré I have screen shot you saying you lied and you saying that I am the one that made the bulletin posts.

Ashtré_30320 So?
Ashtré_30320 will anyone believe you/
Ashtré_30320 ?

because Ashtré responded to being told that his words were screen shot with a question asking if anyone will believe it. The response to this would be jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré

jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré by (Everyone on earth) December 18, 2009

jah seed 

A Black nigga, who’s like 5’9 owns an Xbox 360, with some ratchet ass dreads who smells musty and looks like he sells weed on a mf corner

Aye look it’s a jah seed !

jah seed by Habgsnbdvsjs173526 March 1, 2018

jah say 

hawaiian word meaning to love.

joe: i hate you. i wish you werent my mom.

bree: hey man ! thats not cool jah say our mom !

joe: yeahh. riight.

jah say by _barelybree/! January 17, 2009

Jah-See 

One of the 5 prophets ; Jah-See, Child of Jah-Rel, was gifted with the biggest dong. His dong is humungous ( About 6.8 times larger then the existing large dong) and he reminds himself everyday on how blessed he is to be gifted such a beautiful gift from Jah-Rel.

In prayer: Oh Jah, Oh Jah-see, I desire you everyday for blessing my holy dong with thou measurement of above average. It may not be as big as yours, but it is quite large. Jah-men

Jah-See by The one and only, Jah-rel March 13, 2020