6 definitions by The one and only, Jah-rel
by The one and only, Jah-rel March 13, 2020
One of the 5 prophets ; Joshieriah, the 4th child of Jah-rel, was gifted with the power of stealing.
Siblings: Jah-see ; Ken-Jah ; Huntyrone ; Nathius
Siblings: Jah-see ; Ken-Jah ; Huntyrone ; Nathius
In prayer: Oh Jah, oh Joshieriah, please help me and support me as I am about to steal some shit. Jah-men
by The one and only, Jah-rel March 13, 2020
Thy creator of thou Nibba and thou 5 prophets, Jah-rel is the God of the Niggalations Bible. Lord Taki, God of thou thots, and Jah-rel, God of thou nibba, have been battling for centuries. During the last hours of Jah-rel, Jah-rel created thou holy 5 prophets. They will then continue Niggalations and take Jah-rel's place. Thus leading to thy new testament
In prayer: On Jah-rel, I have recently had sexual interactions with a thot, please forgive me for my sin as I have disobeyed your commandment. In the name of thou nibba, thou hood, and thou 5 holy prophets... jah-men
by The one and only, Jah-rel March 13, 2020
In the Niggalations Bible, the 5 prophets are the children of Jah-rel. During the final hours of Jah-rel's life, Jah-rel created the 5 prophets to take over the Niggalations. After his death, the 5 prophets took control of Niggalations and guided thou Nibba to peace. The 5 prophets are Jah-see, Huntyrone, Nathius, Joshieriah, and Ken-jah.
by The one and only, Jah-rel March 13, 2020
This is a term used to define one when he does a simp move that is way too simpy to be considered a simp move.
Kyle is hosting a party to celebrate after Pokimane mentioned his name after he donated his entire student loan. He is beyond simp
by The one and only, Jah-rel March 13, 2020
One of the 5 prophets ; Jah-See, Child of Jah-Rel, was gifted with the biggest dong. His dong is humungous ( About 6.8 times larger then the existing large dong) and he reminds himself everyday on how blessed he is to be gifted such a beautiful gift from Jah-Rel.
In prayer: Oh Jah, Oh Jah-see, I desire you everyday for blessing my holy dong with thou measurement of above average. It may not be as big as yours, but it is quite large. Jah-men
by The one and only, Jah-rel March 13, 2020