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One of the 5 prophets ; Jah-See, Child of Jah-Rel, was gifted with the biggest dong. His dong is humungous ( About 6.8 times larger then the existing large dong) and he reminds himself everyday on how blessed he is to be gifted such a beautiful gift from Jah-Rel.
In prayer: Oh Jah, Oh Jah-see, I desire you everyday for blessing my holy dong with thou measurement of above average. It may not be as big as yours, but it is quite large. Jah-men
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jah seed 

A Black nigga, who’s like 5’9 owns an Xbox 360, with some ratchet ass dreads who smells musty and looks like he sells weed on a mf corner
Aye look it’s a jah seed !
jah seed by Habgsnbdvsjs173526 March 1, 2018
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Really abusive to his/her bf/gf,nice some times acts like a big baby, shy all the time,Jahseem acts like a baby cause he wants to be cuddled, jahseem is some times scared but most of the time not scared, he is a simp,Jahseem loves his friends more then his gf/bf,mean when he has to be,an also really genuine
Meet a jahseem pretty nice
jahseem by Roseplaytomuch November 21, 2021
Jahseer is that one nigga that would steal yo bitch. There is no bitch alive that is safe from a nigga named Jahseer. He always has rizz and could definitely bag IceSpice 💯

He most likely plays football or basketball
That nigga named Jahseer would take your bitch Jaycen
Jahseer by KING 💚💚💚 November 2, 2022
cutest, prettiest, beautiful, cutest laugh and personality. You just kinda wanna hug her and not let go. Probably Native American. Doesn't think she good looking but I know damn well she is fine as hell. She will get you folding over her ong.
Jahseen got me simpin frfr
jahseen by anonymous November 25, 2022
Nice most of the time,some times chill,really abusive too plays a lot ,sometimes dose to much,is a simp mean gets mad very fast, cares what other people say some time, greedy with his/her food dose not like to share, acts like a big baby,he is really clingy really genuine,he is really Shy ,loves to talk shit.
Meet a Jahseem they can be really cool,
Jahseem by Roseplaytomuch November 21, 2021

jahseeki 

If god was reincarnated into a person it would be this dude
It’s jahseeki what a chad, he let me use his ferrari last month and let me smash his 10 girlfriend
jahseeki by razor1751 November 21, 2021
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