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One of the 5 prophets ; Jah-See, Child of Jah-Rel, was gifted with the biggest dong. His dong is humungous ( About 6.8 times larger then the existing large dong) and he reminds himself everyday on how blessed he is to be gifted such a beautiful gift from Jah-Rel.
In prayer: Oh Jah, Oh Jah-see, I desire you everyday for blessing my holy dong with thou measurement of above average. It may not be as big as yours, but it is quite large. Jah-men
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jah seed 

A Black nigga, who’s like 5’9 owns an Xbox 360, with some ratchet ass dreads who smells musty and looks like he sells weed on a mf corner
Aye look it’s a jah seed !
jah seed by Habgsnbdvsjs173526 March 1, 2018
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Really abusive to his/her bf/gf,nice some times acts like a big baby, shy all the time,Jahseem acts like a baby cause he wants to be cuddled, jahseem is some times scared but most of the time not scared, he is a simp,Jahseem loves his friends more then his gf/bf,mean when he has to be,an also really genuine
Meet a jahseem pretty nice
jahseem by Roseplaytomuch November 21, 2021
Jahseer is that one nigga that would steal yo bitch. There is no bitch alive that is safe from a nigga named Jahseer. He always has rizz and could definitely bag IceSpice 💯

He most likely plays football or basketball
That nigga named Jahseer would take your bitch Jaycen
Jahseer by KING 💚💚💚 November 2, 2022
cutest, prettiest, beautiful, cutest laugh and personality. You just kinda wanna hug her and not let go. Probably Native American. Doesn't think she good looking but I know damn well she is fine as hell. She will get you folding over her ong.
Jahseen got me simpin frfr
jahseen by anonymous November 25, 2022
Nice most of the time,some times chill,really abusive too plays a lot ,sometimes dose to much,is a simp mean gets mad very fast, cares what other people say some time, greedy with his/her food dose not like to share, acts like a big baby,he is really clingy really genuine,he is really Shy ,loves to talk shit.
Meet a Jahseem they can be really cool,
Jahseem by Roseplaytomuch November 21, 2021

jahseeki 

If god was reincarnated into a person it would be this dude
It’s jahseeki what a chad, he let me use his ferrari last month and let me smash his 10 girlfriend
jahseeki by razor1751 November 21, 2021
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WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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