Jagoon 

Jagoon (Pronounced Ja - goon) stands for a worthless person.

Jack is a jagoon.

My company is filled with jagoons.

Hope I don't have to work with those jagoons.

Jagoon by JuanPablo#1 May 5, 2009

Jagoop 

Juh-Gewp

n./adj.

Any object that when inserted into the mouth brings oral pleasure; excitement of the taste buds. Also commonly referred to as a "schmook." A jagoop could be anything from chewing tobacco to "schmookie good" food.

Let's go watch some football and get a big ole jagoop.

That Chipotle burrito bowl was jagoop as fuck.

Jagoop by Schmokie September 15, 2013

jaggon

Shoulder mounted wang on the South Park alien Jewzian thing

"O yah yah suck my jaggon!" Stan: I don't know what this is but I think it's really really wrong.

In Soviet Russia the jaggon sucks YOU

jaggon by 0niTTRay December 29, 2003

Japooner 

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.

James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"

Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009

Jaboon 

People who are constantly on welfare and food stamps and complain about their life in the hole when they spend way too much money on cars or clothes. What they need to do is upgrade from the common ZOO and work for their stuff. People who complain about their issues and how they get used and abused but keep continuing to stay at the bottom because they are lazy.

You: I can't stand him.
Friend: Who?
You: That Jaboon! He just uses us as if we are zoo keepers! Spending our money and getting free food!

Jaboon by Vash8504 February 27, 2011

Jagoo

Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Occasionally, sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.

jagoo is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply!

Jagoo by doitalldayallnight October 31, 2010

jagon 

The penis located on the right shoulder-blade of an alien. Comes from the episode of South Park when the cast finds out earth is just a reality show.

Suck My Big Alien-ized Jagon!

jagon by Zack-Cock Master! January 7, 2006