Jagoonky Share definition Flag Ja-goon-kie A derogatory word towards ones penis. said with a Ray Romano/ Kermit the Frog accent. Mrs.Piggy will you please sit on my Jagoonky Jagoonky by doobie Brothers March 7, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Jagoonky mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch