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jager tainting

The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).
George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.

Jager tainting

The process of trying to absorb jagermeister through ones taint, similar to vodka eyeballing
Dude, did you see john take that shot in his eyeball? No, but I saw tony Jager tainting.

jager tainting

To pour jager on your taint
Stephen Colbert made up the word Jager Tainting

Jaeger-tainting

The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.
After a night of jaeger-tainting, Jimmy had a pounding hangover within his anus.
Jaeger-tainting by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010

Jägertainting 

A word coined by the great Stephen Colbert around the first of June in 2010. Jägertainting is the act of (I assume) introducing Jägermeister to your digestive system via the anus in order to achieve an altered state.

Jägermeister is an alcoholic beverage that was made popular by comedian Dave Attell...
"Did you hear why the Daily Show was a rerun tonight?

I heard the ol JS went Jägertainting and the bottle broke. He's gonna be out for a couple of weeks..."
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026