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jackpoint

A place where one can (jack in) connect with/ enter a computer-network, f.e. modem, WLAN hotspot, LAN cable, etc. .

Usually one uses own hardware (smartfone, netbook, etc.).
"Hey, is there some jackpoint for my netbook around here? I really need to check emails."
by Jens Thanx November 16, 2011
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Jeff Skinner jackpot

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.
“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
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jackpotting around

Term popularized by Utah Jazz coach Jerry Sloan referring to goofing around, taking bad shots, trying to be flashy, and/or not paying attention.
"I was satisfied with the team's performance overall. Deron did a good job finding his teammates and everyone did a great job of getting to the basket. No one was jackpotting around out there."
by brentman87 April 22, 2008
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Jungle Juice Jackpot

Shit, piss, vomit, and cum brewed in a witches pot over a fire and mixed with multiple incantation of your shit eating intentions.
Brad: Bro I just went to the trails and made a fresh batch of Jungle juice jackpot
chad: Ill pay you for all of the batch for 300$

Doctor: you have cancer.
ched: I have a new cancer, it's jungle juice.
by Yahuwah June 6, 2019
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Jackpot convention

A group of two or more colleagues shitting together in a public bathroom, competition to see who leaves the largest shit, aka jackpot.
I got the USA Today ready for our 330 jackpot convention
by El el fetches January 23, 2013
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The Jackpot

When someone feels lucky in some area of life. To feel as if you were bestowed with good fortune.
I hit the jackpot when I found my wife/husband, their so amazing!
by Davidangel1 July 24, 2017
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Michael Jacksonitis

The craving to always be watching, listening, or dancing Michael Jackson.
I think I have Michael Jacksonitis... I can't stop watching his sexy hips or listening to his angelic voice.
by Swaggy102 April 22, 2015
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