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JackMonkey 

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.
JackMonkey by JM Delif May 20, 2007

Jackbooking 

When a man jerks off whilst on facebook. He may or may not have an additional tab opened with porn. Can stem from the combined need for social attention and control over one's own life.
Torre knew he would have to conceal his jackbooking problem from everyone, yet he still got a disturbing thrill from masturbating while on facebook.
Jackbooking by GuidodrivesaCaddy August 14, 2010

Westcoast jackmoo 

When some one (PROBABLY BLACK) is robbed no ome usualy cares.
You just got weast coast jackmooed
Westcoast jackmoo by Justin October 15, 2004

Jackmoose 

Person not competent in living life!!
Tom is acting like a jackmoose, he did not know he was invited to a party at his house!!
Jackmoose by tdi543 January 20, 2009

jackmonkey 

A derogatory term describing any individual who is acting in an unintelligent manner.

The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".
Man, can you believe that jackmonkey just cut me off?!
jackmonkey by Jx2 May 9, 2005
A man who likes the taste of his own cum and enjoys drinking it, preferably after butt-sex, but not mandatory.

This person tends to be a douchebag, and is also usually very narcissistic. He thinks his cum tastes better than everyone elses.
"I can't believe Russ is a manager now."
"I know. He's such a douchebag. Did I tell you that after we slept together, he took off the condom and drank its contents?"
"Wow. What a jackmonk."
Jackmonk by Dr. Cobs May 15, 2010