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JackMonkey
1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.
JackMonkey by JM Delif May 20, 2007
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Jackmook • jackmonkey • Jackbooking • Jackmonkeyfuck • jackmoo • Jackmoose • Westcoast jackmoo • jack monk • Jack-Book • Jack Cook
Jackbooking
When a man jerks off whilst on facebook. He may or may not have an additional tab opened with porn. Can stem from the combined need for social attention and control over one's own life.
Torre knew he would have to conceal his jackbooking problem from everyone, yet he still got a disturbing thrill from masturbating while on facebook.
Jackbooking by GuidodrivesaCaddy August 14, 2010
Westcoast jackmoo
Westcoast jackmoo by Justin October 15, 2004
jackmonkey
A derogatory term describing any individual who is acting in an unintelligent manner.
The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".
The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".
jackmonkey by Jx2 May 9, 2005
Jackmonk
A man who likes the taste of his own cum and enjoys drinking it, preferably after butt-sex, but not mandatory.
This person tends to be a douchebag, and is also usually very narcissistic. He thinks his cum tastes better than everyone elses.
This person tends to be a douchebag, and is also usually very narcissistic. He thinks his cum tastes better than everyone elses.
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