Jackmoose 

Person not competent in living life!!

Tom is acting like a jackmoose, he did not know he was invited to a party at his house!!

Jackmoose by tdi543 January 20, 2009

JackMonkey 

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.

JackMonkey by JM Delif May 20, 2007

jackmove 

The act of robbing someone or something.

Person1: (He has a nice throwback Bulls jersey, nice air force ones, nice Bulls hat, and a wallet full of paper.)
Person2: (at gunpoint and attempts to pull a jackmove on person 1) "BREAK YOSELF!!!take off all your gear and gimme yo wallet nigga, dis a jackmove foo, give it up mothafucka."

jackmove by Howard Tan January 6, 2006

The Ye Old Switcheroonie Jackmove 

The act of killing the last person or people left in a Fortnite town, causing you to get all the loot with minimal effort.

Bout to pull The Ye Old Switcheroonie Jackmove on these noobs.

The Ye Old Switcheroonie Jackmove by Pufflesmirch April 15, 2018

Jacksonsexual 

When you feel sexual attraction towards Jackson Avery

I can't stop staring at pictures of Jackson Avey I must be Jacksonsexual

Jacksonsexual by Grey's anatomy 17 January 4, 2021

Westcoast jackmoo 

When some one (PROBABLY BLACK) is robbed no ome usualy cares.

You just got weast coast jackmooed

Westcoast jackmoo by Justin October 15, 2004

jackbooted thugs

n.

1. Cruelly and violently oppressive brutal ruffians or assassins, usually wearing jackboots.

2. Heavily armed DEA agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless medicinal herbs.

3. Heavily armed ATF agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless cuban children.

4. Heavily armed FBI agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down evil terrorist's doors in search of lethal VX nerve gas.

The jackbooted thugs were tired after a long day of hassling hippies, killing terrorists, and rescuing young cuban boys.

jackbooted thugs by Eleusis October 14, 2003