Jackmoose
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JackMonkey
1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.
JackMonkey by JM Delif May 20, 2007
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Jackmoose • Jack Moore • Jack moser • Jack mosey • jackmonkey • jackbooted thugs • Jacksonsexual • jackhorse • Jackmoded • JackMoggett
jackmove
Person1: (He has a nice throwback Bulls jersey, nice air force ones, nice Bulls hat, and a wallet full of paper.)
Person2: (at gunpoint and attempts to pull a jackmove on person 1) "BREAK YOSELF!!!take off all your gear and gimme yo wallet nigga, dis a jackmove foo, give it up mothafucka."
Person2: (at gunpoint and attempts to pull a jackmove on person 1) "BREAK YOSELF!!!take off all your gear and gimme yo wallet nigga, dis a jackmove foo, give it up mothafucka."
jackmove by Howard Tan January 6, 2006
The Ye Old Switcheroonie Jackmove
The act of killing the last person or people left in a Fortnite town, causing you to get all the loot with minimal effort.
The Ye Old Switcheroonie Jackmove by Pufflesmirch April 15, 2018
Jacksonsexual
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jackbooted thugs
n.
1. Cruelly and violently oppressive brutal ruffians or assassins, usually wearing jackboots.
2. Heavily armed DEA agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless medicinal herbs.
3. Heavily armed ATF agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless cuban children.
4. Heavily armed FBI agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down evil terrorist's doors in search of lethal VX nerve gas.
1. Cruelly and violently oppressive brutal ruffians or assassins, usually wearing jackboots.
2. Heavily armed DEA agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless medicinal herbs.
3. Heavily armed ATF agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless cuban children.
4. Heavily armed FBI agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down evil terrorist's doors in search of lethal VX nerve gas.
The jackbooted thugs were tired after a long day of hassling hippies, killing terrorists, and rescuing young cuban boys.
jackbooted thugs by Eleusis October 14, 2003
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