Jackmonk

A man who likes the taste of his own cum and enjoys drinking it, preferably after butt-sex, but not mandatory.

This person tends to be a douchebag, and is also usually very narcissistic. He thinks his cum tastes better than everyone elses.

"I can't believe Russ is a manager now."
"I know. He's such a douchebag. Did I tell you that after we slept together, he took off the condom and drank its contents?"
"Wow. What a jackmonk."

by Dr. Cobs May 15, 2010

JackMonkey

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.

by JM Delif May 20, 2007

jackamonkey

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.

Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!

by Paul September 7, 2004

jockmonkey

The person in your life who will not leave you alone and/or wants to be like you. One who clings like a monkey and is always on your jock. This includes but is not limited to the following behavior: dressing like you, acting like you, using your patented clever phrases (like "jockmonkey"), remembering past events in a way that makes it seem you are actually copying off of them.

My jockmonkey got an eagle tattoo on his forearm a year after I got a swallow tattoo on mine.

by EntropySoup June 10, 2008

jackmonkey

A derogatory term describing any individual who is acting in an unintelligent manner.

The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".

Man, can you believe that jackmonkey just cut me off?!

by Jx2 May 9, 2005

Jackdonkey

A more polite way to call someone a jackass.

That guy is a jackdonkey.

by Otto Von Coop November 14, 2010

Jackdonkey

Jack > Ksharp 24-0

by Anonymous September 27, 2003