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All access term for masturbation, a boner, an orgasm, or ejaculation. (Male or Female term)
Bob got an epic boner in class so he had to crawl into his locker and jackmonkeyfuck.

(Or: Bob got an epic jackmonkeyfuck in class so he had to crawl into his locker and masturbate.)

Her mom is too fat to get any, so she spends all day jackmonkeyfucking.

He told me he got a hot slut last night and jackmonkeyfucked all over her face.

I watched my girlfriend jackmonkeyfuck last night.
by Zadion October 22, 2009
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