Jackjaw

A person whom is extremely annoying. So annoying in fact that they usually cause jaw pains to the person they are communicating with.

Dude- “so as I was saying, it does seem as if the circumstance is exceeding our proposed conclusion, therefore; I shall most likey...”
His “homie” - “Dude wtf, you’re such a jackjaw, like my jaw is always hurting around you dude”.

Jackjaw by Whispering_sweet_nothings June 11, 2020

Double Jacksaw 

The act of counter-rotational fellatio in which the giver harmoniously utilizes both hands and the mouth for maximum stimulation during blowjob. Traditionally, the left hand is on bottom and right hand on top while one rotates and the other counter rotates on the shaft while the head of the penis remains in the performer's mouth. For full effect, the two handed rotation and counter-rotation must be coupled with up and down motion on the penis and blowjob until explosive orgasm in the mouth is achieved.

**WARNING: NOT FOR THE INEXPERIENCED**

Yo bros, my boy J$tackz went home with a strippa last night. She DOUBLE JACKSAWED him till he had a TRex style orgasm. His arms are still stuck like that.

Yo bros, my boy J$tackz went home with a strippa last night. She DOUBLE JACKSAWED him till he had a TRex style orgasm. His arms are still stuck like that.

Double Jacksaw by JStakz May 6, 2017

Jackdawing 

The creation of multiple social media accounts with the distinct purpose of using them to manipulate the visibility of ones own content.

Did you guys hear about that guy who got shadowbanned for jackdawing?

Jackdawing by Divides_By_Zer0 August 13, 2014

Jackjack 

The coolest superhero from the incredibles

Jackjack has teh b3st p0warz

Jackjack by jackjacklover February 10, 2009

jackjackjackjackjack 

To talk often on various topics/experiences about a new boyfriend that all the listener remember is the man's name.

Yesterday I went to the cinema with Jack
Today I'm going round Jacks
Did you know Jack is tall?

"jackjackjackjackjackjack"

jackjackjackjackjack by yousillyfacedboy October 6, 2011

jackhawk 

having sex well you are driving backwards in a car

i got in a cazy car crash well jackhawking my girl last night

jackhawk by cvrt ops June 23, 2010

Jackdawing 

Contributing to a lively and/or worthwhile discussion while simultaneously manipulating how one's responses to said discussion are perceived

Corrine and I were arguing about whether cocaine is better than heroin, but heroin is obviously better so every time she tried to make a point I started jackdawing and threw bags of heroin into the air then made a loud fart sound with my hand in my armpit.

Jackdawing by ZadocPaet August 12, 2014