Jackawalk 

A person who gets money to jack-off hot sexy men until the can't walk.

That girl says she's a lesbian but everyone knows shes a jackawalk for you-know-who everyday after 7th period.

Jackawalk by Thotking December 19, 2016

jackwacker 

A person who sucks at life. They are incapable of performing basic and simple daily tasks (with the exception of masturbation).

You have your left turn signal on and are clearly trying to merge into the left lane; instead of slowing down to allow you to change lanes, the Jackwacker behind you speeds up to block your access. This guy is a complete Jackwacker; he sucks at life.

jackwacker by plokmijnuhbygv July 19, 2011

the.mr.jackwalten 

a really freaking cool and extremely talented person.

“the.mr.jackwalten is super cool”

the.mr.jackwalten by eyeliderrr September 10, 2021

Jackalaka 

Used to describe an amazingly cool person in the south of England but refers to a moronic retard in the North, Wales and Scotland. Can be used to mean beer in Ireland and in most places of the UK

Person 1: How's your time in Manchester ?
Person 2: Fine apart from my new room mate is a complete jackalaka
Person 1: Thats a shame. Maybe you should throw him out the window whilst you sleep
Person 2: That's a bit mean. He isn't that bad a jackalaka unlike my classmate Jack.

Jackalaka by alip.21 November 27, 2009

Bean's Jackstalk 

Bean's Jackstalk is what happened when Jack accidentally bent over in front of the beanstalk and it went way up his ass.

Bean's Jackstalk is something all men fear, like the Ruins, except worse.

Bean's Jackstalk by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

Jackwack

A clean version for those jackass fuckers that drive you nuts to the point of road rage but you dare not call them that because virgin ears are sitting in the back seat

son of a...stupid jackwack! Get off the road!!

Jackwack by bigwhitepimpdaddy November 18, 2010

jackalackin

Masturbating to a student handbook or other non pornographic material. Aka your a fucking fag

You memorized the student handbook? No my friend did he was jack, jackalackin around to it.

jackalackin by Deebobo2003 February 4, 2016