“Cummer” is another term for the male penis. It is only able to cum and pee. At least that’s what the girls know about it’s functionality.
Dr. - “Damn, you really banged it up this time!”
Licensed cummer - “You know me doc, I get crazy.”
Dr. - “Take better care of your cummer, you only get one.”
Licensed Cummer - “No.”
Licensed cummer - “You know me doc, I get crazy.”
Dr. - “Take better care of your cummer, you only get one.”
Licensed Cummer - “No.”
by Whispering_sweet_nothings September 18, 2020
by Whispering_sweet_nothings July 22, 2024
A keyboard which has been cum apon so much that it has formed an extra layer over the actual keyboard and has a hard inside layer amd a wet & sticky outside layer. Usually some keys get stuck together and the whole thing is sticky to where it is unusable.
Gamer boi: "I went to play fortnite last night but my keyboard was so sticky that my hands kept getting wet and they stuck to the keys."
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"
by Whispering_sweet_nothings November 13, 2018
A person whom is extremely annoying. So annoying in fact that they usually cause jaw pains to the person they are communicating with.
Dude- “so as I was saying, it does seem as if the circumstance is exceeding our proposed conclusion, therefore; I shall most likey...”
His “homie” - “Dude wtf, you’re such a jackjaw, like my jaw is always hurting around you dude”.
His “homie” - “Dude wtf, you’re such a jackjaw, like my jaw is always hurting around you dude”.
by Whispering_sweet_nothings June 11, 2020