JackVag

To offer sexual favours for material objects. Ie. Drugs, food or alcohol

Yes I will jackvag myself for a packet

by anonymous December 8, 2022

jackbag

A combination of the words jackass and douchebag. Normally used when a person (or persons) display characteristics of both afore mentioned words...

In other words, a stuck up person (commonly referred to as an asshole) who does stupid things to get attention

Did you just see what that jackbag did? He dry-fired that brand new compund bow trying to show off for his girlfriend...

by Warlock Witt September 16, 2003

jackwaggon

a giant dumbass who doesnt kno anything. would quite possibly get everyone killed because of his stupidity

man: bob what are you doing
bob: tryin to shoot that gas can
man: you damn jackwaggon

by awesometits56 October 26, 2010

jackage

1) A stroke book.

2) A pornographic movie

3) Any visual or toy used to jack-off with.

1) i need to get some new jackage, all the pages in my jerk-off mags are glued together with my man glue.

2) check out my new stroke movie, "My wife does the Boss."

3) Damn, my pocket pussy is no longer tight, i guess it's time to check out some new jackage.

by jacks offten December 27, 2007

Jackfag

A person that possesses the characteristics of a jackass, a fag. Synonymous with "fucking idiot", "god damn piece of shit", and "mother fucking jackass faggot".

Holy tap dancing Jesus! I can't believe that jackfag just cut me off in traffic.

by MacPhatDaddy March 16, 2010

Jackwagon

(noun)
-A vulgar term used to describe a person whose opinion is held in very low regard and considered irrelevant.

- Worthless individual.

unfortunately This years Presidential candidate is a total jackwagon.

by DEADMEAT October 28, 2020

gravy soppin jackfag

A loud mouth, opinionated, redneck that always brags about gettin his mawma to fix him sumpin kuntry to eat that's smuthered in hawg gravy. The aforementioned peckerwood works up a rite smart appetite after his nitely buggering session with Uncle R.B.

Bill Shakespeare - "I find it most distateful that that gravy soppin jackfag spits all over the ground at the front entrance to Doyle's Bait and Tackle Shop in downtown Mayberry."

by Darlington Sneezeby August 31, 2014