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A combination of the words jackass and douchebag. Normally used when a person (or persons) display characteristics of both afore mentioned words...

In other words, a stuck up person (commonly referred to as an asshole) who does stupid things to get attention
Did you just see what that jackbag did? He dry-fired that brand new compund bow trying to show off for his girlfriend...
jackbag by Warlock Witt September 16, 2003

jackwaggon 

a giant dumbass who doesnt kno anything. would quite possibly get everyone killed because of his stupidity
man: bob what are you doing
bob: tryin to shoot that gas can
man: you damn jackwaggon
jackwaggon by awesometits56 October 26, 2010
1) A stroke book.

2) A pornographic movie

3) Any visual or toy used to jack-off with.
1) i need to get some new jackage, all the pages in my jerk-off mags are glued together with my man glue.

2) check out my new stroke movie, "My wife does the Boss."

3) Damn, my pocket pussy is no longer tight, i guess it's time to check out some new jackage.
jackage by jacks offten December 27, 2007
A person that possesses the characteristics of a jackass, a fag. Synonymous with "fucking idiot", "god damn piece of shit", and "mother fucking jackass faggot".
Holy tap dancing Jesus! I can't believe that jackfag just cut me off in traffic.
Jackfag by MacPhatDaddy March 16, 2010

Jackwagon 

(noun)
-A vulgar term used to describe a person whose opinion is held in very low regard and considered irrelevant.

- Worthless individual.
unfortunately This years Presidential candidate is a total jackwagon.
Jackwagon by DEADMEAT October 28, 2020

gravy soppin jackfag 

A loud mouth, opinionated, redneck that always brags about gettin his mawma to fix him sumpin kuntry to eat that's smuthered in hawg gravy. The aforementioned peckerwood works up a rite smart appetite after his nitely buggering session with Uncle R.B.
Bill Shakespeare - "I find it most distateful that that gravy soppin jackfag spits all over the ground at the front entrance to Doyle's Bait and Tackle Shop in downtown Mayberry."
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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