Jackwagon 

(noun)
-A vulgar term used to describe a person whose opinion is held in very low regard and considered irrelevant.

- Worthless individual.

unfortunately This years Presidential candidate is a total jackwagon.

Jackwagon by DEADMEAT October 28, 2020

jackwagon 

a crybaby loser pussy-type who needs to grow some cajones and start acting like a man

Billy: "Dude, I can't get Ronnie to play tackle football with us 'cause he's too afraid of getting hit."

Jimmy: "It doesn't surprise me, he's always been a fuckin' jackwagon anyway."

jackwagon by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

Jackwagon 

A useless piece of equipment, usually military, used to refer to a mule-drawn freight wagon which had been pieced together from dicarded or substandard parts, and subject to frequent breakdowns. Jackwagons typically were good for only one or two uses, then abandoned or discarded along roadsides and in ditches, and were often re-cannibalized to create new jackwagons.

"Maybe we should trot on over to mambypamby land and get you som confidence - you jackwagon!" Geico commercial

Jackwagon by LTC's Daughter-in-law December 27, 2010

jackwagon 

When something goes awry; someone who fouls something up, i.e., plans, projects, etc.

1. The vacation plans were jackwagoned.

2. I can't believe he messed up the vaction plans, what a jackwagon!

jackwagon by David J. July 2, 2005

Jackwagon 

A white kid that acts and talks like a typical welfare nigger, and thinks the world owes them something, and thus will never be gainfully employed and end up in prison.

Oh, we're in the Jackwagon end of town

Jackwagon by fratarcangelo November 12, 2011

jackwagon 

A person who fails to fulfill their duties to a pre-planned party. Ex: doesn't bring the ice cream. Other traits include but are not limmited to, hoarding details, whining about mundane tasks, and being generally "Bleck".

Why did I write J.W. on this list?" "Because Jackwagon cry baby left us without the ice cream, so he has to bring what we tell him.

jackwagon by J.W. 343 June 10, 2011

Jackwagon 

Someone who is a complete Feg. All they do is bitch and fucking do stupid stuff. They are a complete pussy, and usually suck dick for a living. They are usually also found on couches and can be very lazy and sleep for many hours at a time.

Wow get up off the couch your being a pussy ass bitch and you havn't done shit all day. Why don't you put down that chocolate milk and stop being such a feg. At least get high our do something.Your being a complete Jackwagon.

Jackwagon by Oberdale May 26, 2011