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jackwagon • jackwagoner • jackwaggon • Jack Wagner • jank wagon • Jackpagne • Jagwagon • Jamwagon • backwagon • Jackabon
Jackwagon
A useless piece of equipment, usually military, used to refer to a mule-drawn freight wagon which had been pieced together from dicarded or substandard parts, and subject to frequent breakdowns. Jackwagons typically were good for only one or two uses, then abandoned or discarded along roadsides and in ditches, and were often re-cannibalized to create new jackwagons.
"Maybe we should trot on over to mambypamby land and get you som confidence - you jackwagon!" Geico commercial
Jackwagon by LTC's Daughter-in-law December 27, 2010
Jackwagon
A white kid that acts and talks like a typical welfare nigger, and thinks the world owes them something, and thus will never be gainfully employed and end up in prison.
Jackwagon by fratarcangelo November 12, 2011
jackwagon
A person who fails to fulfill their duties to a pre-planned party. Ex: doesn't bring the ice cream. Other traits include but are not limmited to, hoarding details, whining about mundane tasks, and being generally "Bleck".
Jackwagon
Someone who is a complete Feg. All they do is bitch and fucking do stupid stuff. They are a complete pussy, and usually suck dick for a living. They are usually also found on couches and can be very lazy and sleep for many hours at a time.