Jackwagon

(noun)
-A vulgar term used to describe a person whose opinion is held in very low regard and considered irrelevant.

- Worthless individual.
by DEADMEAT October 28, 2020
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Jackwagon

A useless piece of equipment, usually military, used to refer to a mule-drawn freight wagon which had been pieced together from dicarded or substandard parts, and subject to frequent breakdowns. Jackwagons typically were good for only one or two uses, then abandoned or discarded along roadsides and in ditches, and were often re-cannibalized to create new jackwagons.
"Maybe we should trot on over to mambypamby land and get you som confidence - you jackwagon!" Geico commercial
by LTC's Daughter-in-law December 27, 2010
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Jackwagon

A white kid that acts and talks like a typical welfare nigger, and thinks the world owes them something, and thus will never be gainfully employed and end up in prison.
Oh, we're in the Jackwagon end of town
by fratarcangelo November 12, 2011
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Jackwagon

Someone who is a complete Feg. All they do is bitch and fucking do stupid stuff. They are a complete pussy, and usually suck dick for a living. They are usually also found on couches and can be very lazy and sleep for many hours at a time.
Wow get up off the couch your being a pussy ass bitch and you havn't done shit all day. Why don't you put down that chocolate milk and stop being such a feg. At least get high our do something.Your being a complete Jackwagon.
by Oberdale May 03, 2011
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Jackwagon

Person who murders a moose in the Black Hills.
Some Jackwagon poached the moose.
by MandoBlackhills April 22, 2011
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Jackwagon

A slang word describing person who is being a pain in the butt or a goober.
My husband is such a jackwagon.

You jackwagon.
by Bekkiwiththegoodhair February 05, 2020
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jackwagon

a crybaby loser pussy-type who needs to grow some cajones and start acting like a man
Billy: "Dude, I can't get Ronnie to play tackle football with us 'cause he's too afraid of getting hit."

Jimmy: "It doesn't surprise me, he's always been a fuckin' jackwagon anyway."
by dookeyboy November 22, 2010
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