jackwaggon
a giant dumbass who doesnt kno anything. would quite possibly get everyone killed because of his stupidity
jackwaggon by awesometits56 October 26, 2010
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jackwaggon
You: omg, that idiot riding the skateboard down that hill with no helmet is such a freakin' jackwaggon.
Me: you mean jackwagon?
You: no, I'm british.
Me: no you aren't.
You: shut up jackwagon.
Me: you mean jackwagon?
You: no, I'm british.
Me: no you aren't.
You: shut up jackwagon.
jackwaggon by SallySoWhat March 26, 2012
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Jackwagon
(noun)
-A vulgar term used to describe a person whose opinion is held in very low regard and considered irrelevant.
- Worthless individual.
-A vulgar term used to describe a person whose opinion is held in very low regard and considered irrelevant.
- Worthless individual.
Jackwagon
A useless piece of equipment, usually military, used to refer to a mule-drawn freight wagon which had been pieced together from dicarded or substandard parts, and subject to frequent breakdowns. Jackwagons typically were good for only one or two uses, then abandoned or discarded along roadsides and in ditches, and were often re-cannibalized to create new jackwagons.
"Maybe we should trot on over to mambypamby land and get you som confidence - you jackwagon!" Geico commercial
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