Jackfag

A person that possesses the characteristics of a jackass, a fag. Synonymous with "fucking idiot", "god damn piece of shit", and "mother fucking jackass faggot".

Holy tap dancing Jesus! I can't believe that jackfag just cut me off in traffic.

by MacPhatDaddy March 16, 2010

gravy soppin jackfag

A loud mouth, opinionated, redneck that always brags about gettin his mawma to fix him sumpin kuntry to eat that's smuthered in hawg gravy. The aforementioned peckerwood works up a rite smart appetite after his nitely buggering session with Uncle R.B.

Bill Shakespeare - "I find it most distateful that that gravy soppin jackfag spits all over the ground at the front entrance to Doyle's Bait and Tackle Shop in downtown Mayberry."

by Darlington Sneezeby August 31, 2014

Jackface

A term used to describe the contorted facial expression Matthew Fox's character, "Jack Shephard", makes when he is angry, yelling, or just plain acting crazy on the television show "Lost"

"Did you see that awesome Jackface Jack made when he was shooting at 'The Others' last night on Lost?"

by Bob the Rook July 30, 2008

Ultimate Jackface

The Ultimate Jackface is a meme from the Lostpedia Forums in which the member JoeyeoJ discovered a moment in the penultimate Lost episode "What They Died For" in which Jack Shephard, played by Matthew Fox, looks directly at the camera. The original poster continued to post various pictures, including Lost screenshots, in which the face is inserted into the shot. Sometimes text is included and sometimes they are in a multi-panel form like a Dinosaur Hed, a similar meme from the Lostpedia Forums. Other members of the forum have also taken to making these. The name references the various faces that Matthew Fox makes while playing the character of Jack, which have become known as Jackfaces.

Have you seen the Ultimate Jackface yet?
No, what is it?
Dude, it's crazy! Foxy looks directly at the camera!
He breaks the fourth wall? In Lost?! I gotta see this!

by Yossarian2342 May 25, 2010

jackbag

A combination of the words jackass and douchebag. Normally used when a person (or persons) display characteristics of both afore mentioned words...

In other words, a stuck up person (commonly referred to as an asshole) who does stupid things to get attention

Did you just see what that jackbag did? He dry-fired that brand new compund bow trying to show off for his girlfriend...

by Warlock Witt September 16, 2003

jackwaggon

a giant dumbass who doesnt kno anything. would quite possibly get everyone killed because of his stupidity

man: bob what are you doing
bob: tryin to shoot that gas can
man: you damn jackwaggon

by awesometits56 October 26, 2010

jackage

1) A stroke book.

2) A pornographic movie

3) Any visual or toy used to jack-off with.

1) i need to get some new jackage, all the pages in my jerk-off mags are glued together with my man glue.

2) check out my new stroke movie, "My wife does the Boss."

3) Damn, my pocket pussy is no longer tight, i guess it's time to check out some new jackage.

by jacks offten December 27, 2007