jackwag

Any person of little significance that for one reason or another does not deserve your time or attention.

If you want people to bid on your lunch date, you need to make your time more exclusive. Stop opening up your schedule to all these jackwags.

jackwag by kaotron October 21, 2011

jackwang

An ignorant hillbilly who is incompetent, lazy, half-assed & dim-witted in their work efforts but they think of themselves as great

Tim is a freaking jackwang. He completely screwed that deal up and he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

jackwang by NeverQu1t June 24, 2017

jackwacker 

A person who sucks at life. They are incapable of performing basic and simple daily tasks (with the exception of masturbation).

You have your left turn signal on and are clearly trying to merge into the left lane; instead of slowing down to allow you to change lanes, the Jackwacker behind you speeds up to block your access. This guy is a complete Jackwacker; he sucks at life.

jackwacker by plokmijnuhbygv July 19, 2011

jackbag 

A combination of the words jackass and douchebag. Normally used when a person (or persons) display characteristics of both afore mentioned words...

In other words, a stuck up person (commonly referred to as an asshole) who does stupid things to get attention

Did you just see what that jackbag did? He dry-fired that brand new compund bow trying to show off for his girlfriend...

jackbag by Warlock Witt September 16, 2003

jackwaggon 

a giant dumbass who doesnt kno anything. would quite possibly get everyone killed because of his stupidity

man: bob what are you doing
bob: tryin to shoot that gas can
man: you damn jackwaggon

jackwaggon by awesometits56 October 26, 2010

the.mr.jackwalten 

a really freaking cool and extremely talented person.

“the.mr.jackwalten is super cool”

the.mr.jackwalten by eyeliderrr September 10, 2021

jackage 

1) A stroke book.

2) A pornographic movie

3) Any visual or toy used to jack-off with.

1) i need to get some new jackage, all the pages in my jerk-off mags are glued together with my man glue.

2) check out my new stroke movie, "My wife does the Boss."

3) Damn, my pocket pussy is no longer tight, i guess it's time to check out some new jackage.

jackage by jacks offten December 27, 2007