Jack-shack
Jack-shack by Thomas Jonathon Crapper May 4, 2025
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A jack shack is a place like a seedy massage parlor or "modeling studio" or "gentlemen's spa" where you can get a hand job for a reasonable price, and little fear of getting arrested for soliciting.
jack shack by Alex Selfridge October 27, 2005
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Jack Shack
A shed, shack, camping shelter, tent or other shelter which provides protection from view and privacy, when used by the inhabitant (often a teenager) to masturbate, smoke marijuana, or drink alcohol without being discovered or disturbed.
My family doesn't give me any privacy so I have to go to my Jack shack in the woods when I want to rub one out or smoke a joint.
Jack Shack by Johnathan J. Johnson April 18, 2020
jack shack
Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a jack shack is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: whackatorium
syn: whackatorium
He had only been in Iraq for a week, but he had already built an intricate and comfortable jack shack.
jack shack by Barchack April 13, 2008
jack shack
An establishment that provides cost effective massage treatments of the sexual variety. Also known as a massage parlor.
Jonathan frequents jack shacks because; (a) he's drunk, (b) he's horny, (c) he loves the smell of Clorox, or (d) champagne rooms are too expensive.
jack shack by ItchyandScratchy October 23, 2005
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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- Harold Koh
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