9 definitions by Unchangeable Bird
by Unchangeable Bird January 3, 2020
by Unchangeable Bird January 27, 2021
by Unchangeable Bird January 26, 2020
a large male, gay vampire who dresses poorly but with flare. He lures young boys back to his elegant mansion and spies on them defecating in his golden toilet.
by Unchangeable Bird May 7, 2013
when you are coerced into slapping someone who insisted they like it only to be accused of having malicious intent
My girl begged me to slap her during sex and then told her dad and he's trying to kill me, another case of enslapment
by Unchangeable Bird March 1, 2023
Went to a new barber and they gave me the Little Caesars even though I said I didn't want short bangs.
by Unchangeable Bird October 1, 2021
A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
by Unchangeable Bird December 20, 2017