9 definitions by Unchangeable Bird

noun- the chair in a hotel room facing the bed.
The cuckpit is a great place to watch your wife having sex with someone else.
by Unchangeable Bird January 3, 2020
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My friend Kevin loves condoms, I opened his cabinet and it was full of boxes of penis ravioli.
by Unchangeable Bird January 27, 2021
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a secluded cabin or lean-to in the woods for pulling oneself in
The Unabomber spent much of his time in his wooded jack shack hideaway.
by Unchangeable Bird January 26, 2020
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a large male, gay vampire who dresses poorly but with flare. He lures young boys back to his elegant mansion and spies on them defecating in his golden toilet.
Don't poop anywhere unusual or Count Frumpula may be watching.
by Unchangeable Bird May 7, 2013
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when you are coerced into slapping someone who insisted they like it only to be accused of having malicious intent
My girl begged me to slap her during sex and then told her dad and he's trying to kill me, another case of enslapment
by Unchangeable Bird March 1, 2023
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The short, straight-across bangs that most barbers want to give you.
Went to a new barber and they gave me the Little Caesars even though I said I didn't want short bangs.
by Unchangeable Bird October 1, 2021
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A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!
by Unchangeable Bird December 20, 2017
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