Jack- Wipe Share definition Flag Someone you hate with such a passion that you'd be happy to wipe yours or someone else's (stinky) and (poopy) ass with. Damn Tom you're such a retard, way to be a jack- wipe. Jack- Wipe by Jess Johnson October 9, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Jack- Wipe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch