jackwipe

combination of "jackass" and "asswipe." Usable as a refreshing alternative to jackhole.

"Quit hoggin' the nachos, jackwipe!"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

jackwipe

Noun. A stupid, mean, contemptible, or detestable person.

Man, that guy that cut you off, he's such a jackwipe.

by Real Deal Not the Glockenspiel April 24, 2010

jackwipe

A box of kleenex that sits by your computer desk/nightstand, and it runs out within days. Even when you don't have a cold.

Damnit to hell, I'm out of jackwipe. I guess my sock will do.

by Darkness December 2, 2004

Jackwipe

1) the receptacle of your jackoff fluids, such as T-shirt, sock, or a 'Puffs-plus-lotion'.

2) a guy or girl so devoid of class and character as to be only useful for wiping your jackoff onto like a babywipe.

1) When they were finished watching each other, Angie said to Brad, "Hey, reach under the couch and grab me a sock. I need a Jackwipe."
2) "Bill showed up at Hilary's party Friday night--with a DATE!""Then they're both a couple of Jackwipes!" -- or -- "Old Mrs. Paul got her purse back from the guy and then stabbed him with her fishstick" "Good! That Jackwipe deserved it!!"

by pianogoddess January 21, 2009