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jackwipe 

combination of "jackass" and "asswipe." Usable as a refreshing alternative to jackhole.
"Quit hoggin' the nachos, jackwipe!"
jackwipe by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003
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jackwipe 

Noun. A stupid, mean, contemptible, or detestable person.
Man, that guy that cut you off, he's such a jackwipe.
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jackwipe 

A box of kleenex that sits by your computer desk/nightstand, and it runs out within days. Even when you don't have a cold.
Damnit to hell, I'm out of jackwipe. I guess my sock will do.
jackwipe by Darkness December 1, 2004

Jackwipe 

1) the receptacle of your jackoff fluids, such as T-shirt, sock, or a 'Puffs-plus-lotion'.

2) a guy or girl so devoid of class and character as to be only useful for wiping your jackoff onto like a babywipe.
1) When they were finished watching each other, Angie said to Brad, "Hey, reach under the couch and grab me a sock. I need a Jackwipe."
2) "Bill showed up at Hilary's party Friday night--with a DATE!""Then they're both a couple of Jackwipes!" -- or -- "Old Mrs. Paul got her purse back from the guy and then stabbed him with her fishstick" "Good! That Jackwipe deserved it!!"
Jackwipe by pianogoddess January 21, 2009

jackpipe 

To fuck very hard. A combination of the words "jackhammer" and "piped"
I picked a girl up from the club last night, took her back to my place, and jackpiped her until the early morning hours.
jackpipe by skullnbones May 20, 2017

jack wipe 

derogatory term of assignment - refers to the leftover sock or other item used for masturbation cleanup.
back of the line jack wipe!
jack wipe by nationalradio February 25, 2007

jack wipe 

the cross between a jackass, and an asswipe, hince the name, jack wipe.
jack wipe by j varone December 12, 2004
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