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1. A series of jabs/straight punches ready-to-serve for an opponent or foe.

2. Alternate diet a fagmaster serves his hoes if they don't like their cock and hay.

3. a flurry of jabs/straight punches delivered to the mouth of an opponent.

4. The currency of the streets.
"Its hard to talk with a mouthful of jabbage"

"Jabbage can cause cavities, gingivitus, and a premature visit to the dentist"
Jabbage by Fender Case October 13, 2004
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A salad made from shredded cabbage and Jicama.
Mother served Jabbage along with our knackwurst and sauerkraut.
Jabbage by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
It's observed annoying techno savvy slang...
She was talking on her iphone as I approached her to take her drink order, spewing nonsensical jarbage into the phones receiver. "I tweeted him and he just sent me a text back! that fucker!
Jarbage by spectralux November 15, 2009
A java jar file that you must use in your application that wasn't created by you and that is giving you lots of problems.

or

A useless error message coming from a java jar file that wasn't created by you but that you have no choice but to use.
I can't get this application to work because this jarbage keeps appearing everywhere.
jarbage by Tingulz February 13, 2009

Jabbalette 

A morbidly obese Juggalette monster from outer space who resembles Jabba the Hutt. She has been referenced in various science fiction novels, But is not to considered to actually exist.
Chuck, The only thing worse than a juggalette....is a jabbalette
Jabbalette by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

JABBAGOTDAJUICE 

Super talented artist from Maryland! She bad asf and super cool.
“Ayo, crank dat JABBAGOTDAJUICE”
JABBAGOTDAJUICE by SadieSadler November 21, 2023

Jabba (Jabbanese) 

A person of the Jabba Race also known as Jabbanese is a race created from the orgins of cornwall in great britain. the race of people normally have black hair and have a really good reputation for getting gals. Ian Moore is jabbanese being one of the top tier jabbanese patrons around. people worship “King Ian” of as many times as 40 times a day! soon the world will be of the jabbanese race ruling the world with someone of the race in most contents around the world. The national anthem for the Jabbas is MC Monty which they listen too or sing daily. Jabbas are the next generation watch out for them!
Julie: “i really like him”
keith: “you should he’s a jabba (jabbanese)”
julie: “oh yes i will make a move and give him a good time then”
keith: “you go girl”
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